Sunday, October 30, 2011

NFL Week 8

known associate:
cardinals at RAVENS -11 (3 nuts)

COWBOYS +3 at eagles (2 nuts)

PATRIOTS -3 at steelers (4 nuts)

- known associate week 8 results: 0-3. -9 nuts. ravens might've covered if they showed up for the first half. cowboys and patriots were bad bets. i'm on a roll, people!

billy rubin:

i don't have any fancy pictures...

DET -3 @ DEN (2 nuts): detroit burned me last week, but they're a better team than denver and denver shouldn't be able to exploit their weak run D like the niners and falcons did. i just hope tebow's christian god doesn't grant him this victory.
- lions 45 broncos 10. where's your god now, tebow? +2 nuts

PIT +3 vs. NE (2 nuts): yes, i'm crazy. betting against tom brady's handsomeness is probably a mortal sin. hopefully tebow forgives my sins.
- steelers 25 patriots 17. when good looks don't work, sometimes you just have to resort to rape. +2 nuts

DAL + 3 @ PHI (3 nuts): i think dallas is going to win this game, so i'll gladly take the points.
- cowboys 7 eagles 34. like ka said, this was a bad bet. hey, nobody's perfect. -3 nuts.

i also expect the niners and saints to cover, but those are pretty big spreads so they didn't make the cut for this blog's purposes. i have a feeling miami will cover too, but i'm not ballsy enough to put any nuts on it, but i will wager one labia on miami +9.5.

- bill rubin week 8 results: 2-1 +1 nut (and +1 labia)

Not Your Type
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CIN -1.5 @ SEA (3 nuts)

BUF -4 @ WAS (2 nuts)

NE @ PIT over 52.5 (3 nuts)

blue whale:

Dallas Cowgirls at PHILADELPHIA IGGLES -3 3 nuts
What drawn me to this side pick was not the performance or defensive level of each side or who came off a bye week or which coach was running his mouth. What drawn me was that my book offered a plus value of 110 to the +3 points on the side of the boys at first glance. I am accustomed to a negative value on both sides of the wager, dog or favored. In most instances the dog points will offer a greater negative value. This was used as a marketing ploy to lure money to the dog side bet, as this wager was a better opportunity than the Cowboys Moneyline bet. Cowboys value adjusted from +110 to +105 to -110 right before kick off. +3

and the total 48.5 over 3 nuts
now I didn't account for the dallas cowboys to not show up at this game they were good for at least 17-21 points on the road. -3

San Diego Chargers at Kansas City Chiefs -3 3 nuts
injuries have really molassessed the supposedly high powered offense. I also read somewhere that Philip River's arm strength is slowly diminishing and is also lacking confidence without his prime weapon in Antonio Gates. Hopefully the bye week has settled these issues but the new CBA imposed on teams a mandatory 4 day rest period in which there is no conditioning or practicing. Maybe the San Diego Chargers will come into Arrowhead a bit tighter than the Chiefs who have their 3 past games. Both teams are primed to explode offensively, my money is on the Cheifs at home.
happy halloween frakes my daughter is a pirate
It isn't like loosing money is not worse on this game, but i really dislike pushing. The NFL is all of sudden been consistent in throwing the dice up on some real crap matchups on Monday Night Football. There was too much talent on both teams to produce a real high scoring matchup. Once again it was very lack luster, even the outcome of the overtime was like playboy magazine titty. No No No Not a field goal, I was expecting a hail mary pass or a screen pass to McCluster and he would take it to the house. That boy was catching fire. It would be fresh if the NFL adopted the college rule of the overtime game. Something is wrong with River's psycology. It must be the amalgamation of all those concussions and the fact he has six kids. The NFL is entering a new era and Rivers knows that he can be replaced just like that, although it is a longshot for that too happen. San Diego should be thinking about drafting Landry Jones in 2012. Would you draft Keenum or RG3? Those studs are like 5 or 6 year seniors. Isn't that considered "old" by NFL draft standards? FINALLY$ap was released and it really was hyped up. In Tuscaloosa LSU at BAMA. Next Week off the bizzzaaatt....bills, pats (should be pissed), dolphins, ninas (NFL's Stanford) , steeltown (no let down), zona (st louis blew their load and on the road) and green bay bay bay.

records through week 7 (and week 7):
Billy Rubin: 10-10-1. +3 nuts. (0-3. -7 nuts)
Not Your Type: 9-12. +1 nut (2-1. +3 nuts)
Blue Whale: 8-8-2. -4 nuts (1-1-1. -1 nut)
known associate: 9-12. -7 nuts. (0-3. -10 nuts)

Friday, October 28, 2011

Collits Football 2011 Week 9

Yesterday I went with Rice -28. My reasoning was Rice hasn't been beat by 26 points at home or on the road. Houston on the otherhand I thought was gonna score 49 points and let off the gas pedal in the later quarters allowing the backdoor cover. Low and behold Keenum threw for 9 tds and the Cougars covered the spread and the total by themselves. Personally I think this was a gimme in all facets of public perception. A small sense of enticing hope and remedy after the barrage of upsets in the Week 8 of Collits football. I am on a 11 game loosing streak, 3 feet low and falling...onto the next....

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blue whale:
total 57 under 3 nuts
I dont have a feel for a side in this matchup for both teams have sound defense and mediocre offense. Although the Horned Frogs rank 8th in the nation under the scoring category, TCU offense is not as potent as it was when Andy Dalton was under center. And thats all a brother knows...
BYU 28 TCU 38 combined 66..... believe it or not when I was typing my pick I typed "over" not "under". and then now i am three nuts less.
weekend love leaning towards thee ohio state, clemson over, USC, arkansas over and syracuse.

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known associate:
baylor at oklahoma st UNDER 41 1st half (1 nut)
cowboys defense is underrated and #2 wr hubert anyiam is lost for the season... but really this is just an action bet since i'll be watching rg3 and (the banged up) justin blackmon anyway.
- bears 0 cowboys 35. +1 nut. final score: 24-59. rg3 didn't play his best game, #81 was beastin as usual.

-7.5 at ohio st (1 nut)
i don't buy into the thinking that the badgers will be flat coming off their stunning, last second defeat at east lansing. they should've won that game and the buckeyes are facing an angry team at the wrong time.
- badgers 29 buckeyes 33. -1 nut. i need to stop betting against these buckeyes.

STANFORD -7.5 at usc (3 nuts)
andrew luck and the cardinal are on a mission to claim the mnc. the trojans could hang close for a half but will eventually be outsmarted and overpowered by a stanford team that never takes their foot off the pedal (scoring a td in all but 2 quarters of play this season). thank the trojans and their double digit win at notre dame last week for presenting good line value here.
also OVER 61 (2 nuts)
- cardinal 56 trojans 48 in overtime. +5 nuts. i probably should've layed off this game as the betting lines were pretty sharp.

considering clemson, washington and cal... but right now, it's party time.

CLEMSON -3.5 at georgia tech (1 nut)
- tigers 17 yellowjackets 31. -1 nut.
SOUTHERN MISS -10 at utep (2 nuts)
- golden eagles 31 miners 13. +2 nuts.

known associate collits week 9 results: 4-2, +6 nuts.

blue whale:
easy like sunday morning picks.....
was a bit preoccupied to post my morning picks but i went with +4 Michigan St., Northwestern -8.5 and the Arkansas Vanderbilt total 54 over.

South Carolina Gamecocks at Tennessee Volunteers +3.5 3 nuts
no lattimore, no qb. Alshon can't do it by himself.

Clemson -3.5 at Georgia Tech YellowJackets 3 nuts
Tahj Boyd and Sammy Watkins over everybody.

Mississippi State Bulldogs -10 at Kentucky Wildcats 3 nuts
I will take my chance with the double digit road favorites because Kentucky is that fadeable

good luck i really like wisconsin (but something about trends saying that Wisconsin doesnt cover here), usc (athletically the have the speed on both sides of the ball, but stanford has the nerdy acumen to cover 100 times in a row) and texas (but -28.5 points is a bit much) as well. Michigan State, I should have known better to just lay off.

Blue Whale collits week 9 results: 1-3, -6 nuts.

collits records through week 9:
known associate. 17-14. +5 nuts
Not Your Type. 0-1. -2 nuts
Blue Whale. 7-14-1. -21 nuts

Friday, October 21, 2011

NFL Weak 7

billy rubin:

that's not a typo in the title, this week is weak! so i'm gonna lock my picks in early and not worry much about it.

redskins +2.5
@ panthers (2 nuts): cam newton's early season magic is wearing off. the skins have a solid defense. john beck can't be any worse than rex grossman. the skins should win this game straight up.
- redskins 20 panthers 33. so much for that redskins D, eh? -2 nuts

lions -3.5 vs. falcons (2 nuts): the lions lost to the niners and should come out guns a-blazin' on sunday. the falcons passing attack has not been good this year and the lions pass rush won't help the birds get on track this week. detroit's susceptible to the run, as proven by the niners last week, but the falcons' running game isn't exactly elite, although they did rush for 166 yards in week 6.
- lions 16 falcons 23. so much for that detroit D, eh? -2 nuts

ravens -8 @ jaguars (3 nuts): this line keeps going down and i don't know why. the ravens are a pretty solid defense, particularly against the run, going against a very one-dimensional offense, with the one dimension being the run. this one shouldn't be close at all.
-ravens 7 jaguars 12. so much for that ravens D, eh? -3 nuts

- billy rubin week 7 results: 0-3 -7 nuts.

Not Your Type
KC @ OAK -3.5 (3 nuts)

CHI -1 @ TB (3 nuts)

SD @ NYJ -1 (3 nuts)

known associate:
SD +1 at nyj (3 nuts)
sanchez is favored over rivers?
- chargers 21 jets 27. rex ryan was rightly favored over norv turner. -3 nuts.

GB -9.5 at min (2 nuts)
the vikes rookie qb may end up being an upgrade over mcnabb but only the packers can keep the packers from covering.
- packers 33 vikings 27. ponder kept the packers from covering. -2 nuts.

BAL -9 at jax (5 nuts)
what billy rubin said.
- ravens 7 jaguars 12. wtf? -5 nuts.

also like the steelers and the overs in carolina and london.
- known associate weak 7 results: 0-3 -10 nuts. fade away folks.

former ravens cheerleader, current clooney cumdumpster.

blue whale:

The Three B's

Chicago Bears -1.5 at Tampa Bay Buccaneers in London Wembley Stadium 3 nuts

Chi 24 Bucs 18..too easy drill sergeant. Bears needed this win going into the bye week. Forte is too fresh. The bears are should cover or win straight up from here on out solely because of him.. +3 nuts

The Bolts 1 at New York Jets 4 nuts

Bolts 21 Gang Green 27. i don't know what happened in this game. All I know is Plax fuck shit up when up shit is vacant -4 nuts

Seattle SeaHawks at Cleveland Browns -3 3 nuts

Hawks 3 Browns 6. Alot of people in wasted their time, money and gas on this Sunday. In Cleveland. I think the only reason why people in Cleveland buy Browns Jerseys are because the team colors are nice. How about that one true fan who traveled from Seattle to Cleveland? I really hope the Niners drop 56 points on the Browns like its a college game. ahhh push it

looking ahead already...niners, black and yellow, balt and nygzzz. Why is Stanford 9 point favorites over USC? Is the line indicating that this is the first sound defense that Stanford's offense is going against? Or is it due to the fact the USC soundly beat Notre Dame on the road? Nonetheless Stanford is gonna handle biz dot com

just finished watching Beats, Rhymes & Life:The Travels of a Tribe Called Quest. loved it. notstalgic. made my head nod. Somewhere Micah 9 fumes.

records through week 6 (and previous week):
Billy Rubin: 10-7-1. +10 nuts. (1-2. -4 nuts)
known associate: 9-9. +3 nuts. (1-2. 0 nuts)
Not Your Type: 7-11. -2 nuts (2-1. +8 nuts)
Blue Whale: 7-7-1. -3 nuts (no plays)

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Collits Football 2011 Week 8

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known associate:
ucla at ARIZONA -4.5. 1 nut.
i shoulda took this earlier at -3 but i'll lay a nut on it anyway. mike stoops lost this arizona team. i think the wildcats let loose behind their NFL-caliber qb and get the cover in front of the primetime home crowd.
- bruins 12 wildcats 48. foles and criner did what they do. ka'deem carey continues to impress with limited touches. and slick rick should be out of a job soon. +1 nut.

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Blue Whale:
West Virginia University Mountaineers -14
at Syracuse Orangerevenge game for the Mountaineers as Geno Smith will stake an application into the Heissman candidate race. With Smith under center, WVU is ranked 4th in the nation is passing yards and The Cuse is ranked 112th in passing defense. 2 nuts

Rutgers Scarlet Knights +2 at Louisville Cardinals
just because San San Te is the kicker. because I am greedy I like the RUTGERS ML too. 4 nuts

for the weekend Im leaning big chalk and totals oregon ducks, nebraska, iowa ok st/mizzou over, wash/ stanford over, texas a n m, wisky, boise st., houston and bama.

- Blue Whale week 8: 0-1-1. -2 nuts.
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known associate:
locked in 2 plays early for saturday...
penn st at NORTHWESTERN +4.5. 2 nuts.
the old man's team is hard on d but soft on o and have yet to be tested on the road. 80% dan persa should suffice.
- nittany lions 34 wildcats 24. -2 nuts.

oregon st at WASHINGTON ST -3. 2 nuts.
this game will be played on a semi-neutral field. the cougars just played a near-elite stanford team tough for a half and have me believing they're on the upswing.
- beavers 44 cougars 21. -2 nuts.

surely more to come. (waiting out the lines for the tigers, badgers, and yellow jackets for starters.)

AUBURN +21 at lsu. 2 nuts.
the top ranked lsu tigers have lucked into facing first time starting qbs (due to injury) each of the past two weeks. they'll be facing a rookie starter once again this week, but under different circumstances, as the (one-time alabama mr. football) clint mosely era begins for the auburn tigers. lsu is hard and they'll do enough to win, but i'm thinking they already have 'bama on their minds. auburn will be up for this game and the cover.
- bad tigers 45 good tigers 10. -2 nuts.

GEORGIA TECH +3 at miami. 1 nut.
due to some fucked up scheduling, the yellowjackets' last 3 opponents each had an extra week of prep time. the hurricanes are a dangerous team, with or without that extra week, but i still think the wrong team is favored here and will gladly take the points. but just 1 nut cuz i still got love for jacory harris, who might be playing the best football of his career.
- yellowjackets 7 hurricanes 24. -1 nut.

more for the afternoon...
utah at CAL -1. 1 nut.
maynard's been unimpressive but his stable of receivers (led by his beastly brother keenan allen) should carry cal. the bears are done with the tough part of their schedule.
- utes 10 bears 34. +1 nut.

WISCONSIN -7.5 at michigan st. 1 nut.
spartans just slayed the wolverines but the badgers are a different animal.
- badgers 31 spartans 37. -1 nut.

washington at stanford OVER 64.5. 1 nut.
the huskies are the most capable and athletic offense the cardinal will have faced thus far.
- huskies 21 cardinal 65. +1 nut.

- known associate week 8 results: 3-5. -5 nuts. time to be more selective.

collits records through week 8:
known associate. 13-12. -1 nut
Not Your Type. 0-1. -2 nuts
Blue Whale. 6-11-1. -15 nuts

Monday, October 17, 2011

If It Isn't Love On Top

What the shit, Beyonce? You jacked New Edition's dance moves for your VMA performance, and then you use them again in the actual video too! In a rehearsal studio, no less. I've seen this video before and it was better when Ralph Tresvant was singing lead. Paying homage to the greatest R&B video of all time is all well and good, but at least give New Edition some credit in the video so all the youngsters know where you got your moves from.

Be the judge yourself, here's Beyonce's video for "Love On Top":

Here's the original, far superior New Edition video for "If It Isn't Love":

Also, here's where Beyonce got her moves at 1:21 of "Love on Top" (O:51 of "Every Little Step"):

I will say that Beyonce's T&A > Ralph T.

Also, special thanks to Juanito for the title to this post.

Saturday, October 15, 2011

NFL 2011 Week 6

Knot You're Tipe

PHI @ WAS +3(1 nut)

IND @ CIN -6.5(5 nuts)

MIN @ CHI -2(4 nuts)

NYT Week 6 Results: 2-1, +8 nuts

billy rubin:

CIN -4.5 vs. IND (3 nuts): good defense and ok offense will prevail over the vacuum left by peyton manning.
- bengals 27 colts 17. +3 nuts.
NO -6.5 @ TB (4 nuts): bucs are back at home, but brees should be able to torch their secondary and the saints D is good for at least one turnover.
- saints 20 bucs 26 -4 nuts.
MIN +2 @ CHI (3 nuts): minnesota will win this game. bears D is soft and cutler will do something crazy to cost his team a scoring drive. AP will continue to walk on water like mac 10.
- vikings 10 bears 39. -3 nuts.

i'm also feeling GB -14 vs StL, WAS +3 vs PHI, SF +5.5 @ DET and BUF +3.5 @ NYG.
billy rubin week 6 results: 1-2 -4 nuts.

known associate:
billy rubin must've overwritten my picks earlier this morn but i was able to access them via the back button....
ind at CIN -5. 4 nuts.
- colts 17 bengals 27. +4 nuts.
MIN +2.5 at chi. 2 nuts.
- vikings 10 bears 39. -2 nuts.
CAR +3.5 at atl. 2 nuts.
- panthers 17 falcons 31. -2 nuts.
known associate week 6 results: 1-2. no nuts.

Friday, October 14, 2011

Collits Football 2011 Week 7

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known associate:
BAYLOR +9 at texas a&m. 2 nuts.
the 76.5 point total suggests this will be a shootout. and i will take rg3 and the points over tannehill any day, in any shootout.
- bears 28 aggies 55. -2 nuts. this game was a bit closer than the final score indicates. rg3 is still super fresh.

OKLAHOMA ST -7 at texas. 2 nuts.
can't keep the blackmon down.
- cowboys 38 longhorns 26. +2 nuts.

ohio st at ILLINOIS -3.5. 1 nut.
i bet against both these teams (and lost) last week. the illini didn't have the letdown game i expected. i'm betting it won't come this week against this crap buckeye team.
- buckeyes 17 illini 7. -1 nut. ok fine.. you win, buckeyes.

beware the crooks...

collits records through week 7:
known associate. 10-7. +3 nuts (week 7: 1-2. -1 nut)
Not Your Type. 0-1. -2 nuts
Blue Whale. 6-10. -13 nuts

Thursday, October 6, 2011

NFL 2011 Week 5

known associate:
just watched the first 3 episodes of new girl but before that, i finished capping week 5.
my strong leans are... cin, ten, gb and the over.
also lean... buf, car, det, min.

CIN PK at jax. 3 nuts.
should've locked this in early. bengals offense adequate, defense solid.
- bengals 30 jaguars 20. +3 nuts.
TEN+3.5 at pit. 3 nuts.
bonus hook won't be needed. thank you steeler nation.
- titans 17 steelers 38. -3 nuts.
GB-5.5 at atl. 4 nuts.
julio jones don't play defense. tarvaris jackson just ran the no huddle for over 300 yards passing against these falcons. tarvaris jackson! also, aaron rodgers.
- packers 25 falcons 14. +4 nuts.

lions and bills would be my 4th and 5th picks. small plays on vikes and the overs in buf and atl too.
- known associate week 5 results: 2-1, +4 nuts.

billy rubin:

i don't particularly like the way the line is moving for cincinnati, so i'm going to lock my picks in now.

CIN PK @ JAX (4 nuts): cincinnati's not a great team, but they're not really a bad team either. jacksonville, on the other hand, is a bad team, even at home.
- bengals 30 jags 20. +4 nuts

TEN +3 @ PIT (2 nuts): matt hasselbeck > ben roethlisberger, or is it titans' o-line > steelers', something like that. i have tennessee winning this game straight up, so i'll gladly take the three points.
- titans 17 steelers 38. -2 nuts

DET -5 vs CHI (4 nuts): unless the bears have magical MNF powers, or stafford finally breaks this week, this game should be pretty close to a laugher. although, stupid matt forte has been screwing me in fantasy all year so far (i don't have him in any leagues, but it seems i'm always playing him and he's always putting up big numbers), so maybe he'll find a way to screw me here too.
- lions 24 bears 13. +4 nuts

i also like BUF (+ 3 vs. PHI), HOU (-5 vs. OAK, although maybe ghost Al Davis will have something to say about that), SF (-3 vs. TB), and GB (-5.5 @ ATL).
- billy rubin week 5 results: 2-1, +6 nuts.

Not Your Type:

NO -6.5 @ CAR (3 Nuts)
Some kind of weird shootout is going to happen where Steve Smith will have either 20 yards or 200, but the Saints taking the ball away should be the difference and enough to beat the number.

KC @ IND -2(2 Nuts)
One of these teams is feeling more Luck-y, punk.

NYJ +7.5 @ NE(2 nuts)
Conspiracy Game of the Week

NYT Week 5 Results : 0-3, -7 nuts

blue whale:

morning game I like Arizona Cardinals at Minnesota Vikings -3
Vikes looking to get their first win. They have everything right in the first half and squander it away in the second half. Just give the rock to Purple Jesus and he will take away all your iniquities. 5 nuts
Zona 10 Minny 34 age old question has been answered. Jesus is not anglosizzzaxon nor a brother..the man is purple.

afternoon game I like San Diego Chargers at Denver Broncos +3.5
divisional matchup and its still early in the season for San Diego to be on heat, maybe still winding up. Not a good road team. Not now. Last season I too believed in this notion and San Diego beat Denver on the road and also covered the spread. 3 nuts
San Diego 29 Denver 24 tebow came through and almost saved the day

Sunday Night Football. I like Green Bay Packers -6 at Atlanta Falcons
Rodgers and the Packers travel to Atlanta to play some back yard football. Green Bay wins by 10. 27-17. 2 nuts...because Atlanta is hard at home. Fadeable.
Green Bay 25 Flatlanta 14. my first official winning week.

teams that have value now in my opinion Seattle, San Francisco, Buffalo, Green Bay, San Diego and New England. Be Cautious with Seattle because of the injury to Jackson, but Whitehurst played well in his steed. Niners, maybe after Next week against detroit for I am still skeptical. We will see how Detroit does in a divisional Matchup tomorrow.
i doubted detroit and look what happens. they covered the spread in a divisional matchup. The lions clearly is on a mission and has value. next week is a matchup in ninas.

records through week 4 (and previous week):
Billy Rubin: 7-4-1. +8 nuts. (2-1. +2 nuts)
known associate: 6-6. -1 nut. (2-1. +1 nut)
Not Your Type: 5-7. -3 nuts (2-1. +4 nuts)
Blue Whale: 5-6-1. -7 nuts (1-2. -4 nuts)

Collits Football 2011 Week 6

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blue whale:
California Golden Bears at Oregon Ducks under 66 total
I don't really pay attention to the Pac 12 division as most of my action goes towards the SEC and Big 10 conferences. The double digit spread scares me but it is not farfetched that the Ducks can easily blow the Bears out the water. Oregon relies heavily on their run game led by LaMichael James and Kenjon Barner. On the flipside Cal has a stout run denfense but their passing defense ranks 80 in the country. Ducks QB Darron Thomas should be able to throw for 250 yds while beating Cal with his legs as well. Oregon defense isn't the same as last years and can give up copious amounts of points, well enough to let Cal score 24. Oregon will take care of the rest enough to stay under the total. Plus 91% of the concensus is on the over. tre nuts.
- ducks 43 bears 15. +3 nuts. oregon run game proper
friday's lean Boise State Broncos

known associate:
cal at oregon OVER 66. 1 nut.
i'm posted with the squares today. the bears can't contain the duck "blur" offense unless they fake injuries and their offense is much improved.
- cal went scoreless in the 2nd half; turning it over on downs twice near the endzone. frustrating loss but i wouldn't necessarily call it a bad beat. bears got spanked. ducks lose too. -1 nut.

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blue whale:
Boise State University Broncos at Fresno State Bulldogs over 58.5 total
Its the return of the Moore and Martin show under college primetime lights. Broncos should score high on the Bulldog as both secondary defensive players Phillip Thomas and Derron Smith are injured. Broncos top corner back Jerrell Gavins is out for the year as well. Going with the 86%. Bulldogs will not get shut out at home maybe good for 24 points. Broncos good For 41. 2 nuts
- broncos 57 bulldogs 7. +2 nuts. Doug Martin fell off my map. Lattimore, Dyer and then James...oh and that stable they got at Wisky

known associate:
boise state team total OVER 40.5. 1 nut.
i don't know much about fresno state but i am familiar with the broncos' prolific offense. i also know, the initial bcs rankings are just around the corner and wisky just leapfrogged bsu in the polls. translation: look for the broncos to win with style points on national tv.
- broncos had 37 points by halftime. +1 nut.

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known associate:
apparently, this is what happens when my friday night isn't spent drankin with the folkers...

ohio state at NEBRASKA -10.5. 2 nuts.
last week, the cornhuskers got butt-rammed by the badgers. this week, they'll power (bottom) their way past THE sorriest ohio state team in a minute.
- buckeyes 27 huskers 34. not THE ohio state team i expected to see but they still lost. fuck them, in the butt. -2 nuts.

illinois at INDIANA +14. 2 nuts.
hoosiers fresh off a QB switch getting two touchdowns at home vs an illini team just off an emotional win, playing its first road game.
- illini 41 football hoosiers 20. almost lucked into a backdoor push. -2 nuts.

texas a&m at TEXAS TECH +9.5. 2 nuts.
take the points in this shootout. the red raiders might even win this straight up.
- aggies 45 red raiders 40. tech might've won if a&m hadn't blocked a FG attempt and returned it for a TD. +2 nuts.

east carolina at HOUSTON -11. 1 nut.
doubt ecu's D can hang with case keenum and co.
- pirates 3 cougars 56. ea$y. +1 nut.

auburn at ARKANSAS -10. 1 nut.
tyler wilson on the come up.
- tigers 14 razorbacks 38. +1 nut.

OKLAHOMA -10.5 vs texas. 1 nut.
neutral site, 9am game. wake, bake, and watch the sooners smoke the horns. or win by 11, at least.
- sooners 55 longhorns 17. ea$y. +1 nut.

(the one on the right decent)

blue whale:
didnt have time to do any research but off the bat i like:

so far....
Louisville at University of North Carolina -13.5
- louis 7 UNC 14. -2 nuts. huh?!?!

Maryland at Georgia Tech over 63.6 total
- Maryland 16 GT 21 t 38. -2 nuts. what happened to the triple offense vs g techs boast that they are gonna score on every possession?

Illinois -14 at Indiana (fade this)
- illini 41 hoosiers 20. +2 nuts. funny when i said fade this pick..what a looser.
each play is 2 nuts
came through the weekend with a lukewarm winning streak thinking i was bad. Aesop's fable: punks jump up to get beat down
i'll come through with afternoon games..

2 nuts for each...
Arizona -2 at Oregon State
- wildcats 27 beavers 37. -2 nuts.

Kansas at Oklahoma State under 74.5
- jayhawks 28 cowboys 70. -2 nuts. i knew Ok State's offense was potent but good God. Weeden and his stable of playmakers never let up. Justin Blackmon is on my watchlist along with South Carolina wr Alshon Jeffery, Cal wr Keenan Allen and Oregons Da'Anthony Thomas who is Straight Outta Compton.

Florida +14.5 at LSU
- gators 11 tigers 41. -2 nuts. LSU clearly deserves to be number 1

collits records through week 6:
known associate. 9-5. 4 nuts (week 6: 5-3. +1 nut)
Not Your Type. 0-1. -2 nuts
Blue Whale. 6-10. -13 nuts (week 6: 3-5. -3 nuts)