NFL Week 8

     Indented Servant
ATL +2.5 @ ARI (3 nuts)
The Falcons are finally going to snap out of their season-long stupor.  If not, you can take the "or"  out of the last word of the first sentence and substitute "id" and apply it to me.

CLE +7 @ KC (2 nuts)
Something in my heart, ooooo has got me hooked on the idea that the Browns are going to win this game.  Take a back seat, "you".

GB -8.5 @ MIN (3 nuts)
Josh Freeman is going to look terrible again tomorrow.  That is a recipe for disaster, along with one tablespoon of earthquakes and a dash of giant lizard monsters fighting moths and/or giant lizard robots and  two cups of flood water and marshmallow.

Week 8: (2-1, 2 nuts)
Season: (13-11, 8 nuts)

known associate:
DAL +3 at det (4 nuts)
- boys 30 lions 31 +4 nuts
pit at OAK +2.5 (2 nuts)
- steelers 18 raiders 21. +2 nuts
atl at ARI -2.5 (3 nuts)
- falcons 13 cards 27. +3 nuts
lvh supercontest picks: dal +3.5(w), oak +2.5(w), ari -2.5(w), min +9.5(l), nyg +5.5(w)
- lvh results: 4-1

Week 8: (3-0. +9 nuts)
Season: (15-8-1. 25 nuts)
LVH picks: 18-11-1 (62%)
- tracking lvh for fucks to see how i compare to the contestants (and possibly join one of these years). i believe previous winners have hit around 67%. not sure what the average cut off is for winning prize money at the moment but it's obviously lower than 67%.

billy rubin:
DAL +3 @ DET (3 nuts)
KC - 7 vs CLE (2 nuts)
WAS @ DEN o59 (5 nuts)

Week 8: 2-1, +6 nuts
Season: 11-13, +3 ntus 

NFL Week 7

known associate:
ne at NYJ +3.5 (3 nuts)
- pats 27 jets 30. +3 nuts
sd at JAC +7.5 (3 nuts)
- chargers 24 jags 6. -3 nuts
den at IND +6 (3 nuts)
- broncos 33 colts 39. +3 nuts
lvh supercontest picks: nyj +4(w), jac +7.5(l), hou +6.5(w), ind +6.5(w), phi-3(l)
- lvh results: 3-2

Week 7: (2-1. +3 nuts)
Season: (12-8-1. 16 nuts)
LVH picks: 14-10-1

     Indented Servant
CLE +9 @ GB  (2 nuts)
DEN @ IND +6.5 (2 nuts)
MIN @ NYG -3.5 (3 nuts)

billy rubin:
these are late, but i texted known associate before the games started so they're legit.
CHI -1 @ WAS (2 nuts)
BUF +7 @ MIA (4 nuts)
CAR -7 vs. StL (4 nuts)

Week 7: 2-1, +6 nuts
Season: 9-12, -3 nuts 

NFL Week 6

Billy Rubin:
gb at BAL +2.5 (4 nuts)
NO +1.5 at ne (4 nuts)
WAS +5.5 at dal (2 nuts)

Week 6: 1-2, -4 nuts
Season: 7-11, -9 nuts

known associate:
gb at BAL +2.5 (5 nuts)
- pack 19 ravens 17. +5 nuts
det at CLE +2.5 (2 nuts)
- lions 31 browns 17. -2 nuts 
CAR +2.5 at min (2 nuts)
- panthers 35 vikes 10. +2 nuts
lvh supercontest picks: bal +2.5(w), cle +2.5(l), car +2.5(w), buf +7(w), was +5.5(l)
- lvh results: 3-2

Week 6: (2-1. +5 nuts)
Season: (10-7-1. 13 nuts)
LVH picks: 11-8-1


     Indented Servant

I don't know what happened to the picks I posted this morning.  There may have been two of us working on the blog at the same time.  But here is what I had - I swear!

NO +1.5 @ NE (4 nuts)
IND -2 @ SD (2 nuts)
OAK @  KC -7.5(3 nuts)

Week 6: (1-2, -3 nuts)
Season: (9-9, 3 nuts)

College Football Picks

i'll start this off like a square and play what will be the most watched game of the weekend...

9/13...
ALABAMA -8 at texas a&m (3 nuts)
johnny football and his boys walked out of tuscaloosa with an upset victory last season. they should at least be able to keep it within a TD at home, right? i don't think so. 'bama was in a tough spot, coming off an emotional last second defeat of rival LSU. after spotting the aggies a 20-0 lead, the crimson tide got their shit together to make a game out of it, eventually losing by 5, 29-24. this year, there will be no let down as the crimson tide are coming off their bye week with revenge on their minds and a whole offseason for saban to devise ways to stop manzeill. not that they already hadn't after making in-game adjustments the first time around. also, a&m's defense has regressed. i say 'bama by 2 TDs.
- Crimson Tide 49, Aggies 42 (-3 nuts)
started off looking like a bad bet, then an easy cover, only to get backdoored at the very end.

other ncaa thoughts:
i like watching teddy bridgewater throw but it would be nice if his recievers weren't always open by 5 yards. Blue Whale says FSU's jameis winston is the new quarterblack to watch. i will.
speaking of FSU, and watching...



adding:
wisconsin at ARIZONA ST -5.5 (2 nuts)
- badgers 30, sun devils 32 (-2 nuts)

10/10...
rutgers at louisville OVER 56 (2 nuts)
semi degenerate, semi value play.

2013 NCAA record through 10/9: 0-2 (-5 nuts)

NFL Week 5

     Indented Servant
KC -3 @ TEN( 2 nuts)
Barry Word is bond, son.
SEA @ IND +3 (3 nuts)
Seattle has been living a charmed life on the  road so far this season, so the roll has to come to an end, right?
CAR -2 @ ARI (4 nuts)
Cam Newton will discover that Fig Newton, Juice Newton, and the Neutron Dance are not related to him.  In other news, there will be  an American football game between the Carolina and Arizona clubs in which one will emerge victorious.  Well played, sirs, well played!  Oh yeah, Carolina by a nose - a three point nose.

Week 5: (2-1, 1 nut)
Season: (8-7, 6 nuts)

billy rubin:
BAL +2.5 @ MIA (3 nuts)
PHI @ NYG -1 (2 nuts)
CAR -2.5 @ AZ (3 nuts)

Week 5: 1-2, -3 nuts
Season: 6-9, -5 nuts 

known associate:
BAL +2.5 at mia (3 nuts)
- ravens 26 fins 23. +3 nuts
NE -1.5 at cin (3 nuts)
- pats 6 cats 13. -3 nuts.
phi at NYG +1 (2 nuts)
- eagles 26 football giants 21. -2 nuts
lvh supercontest picks: ne+2(l), bal+3(w), gb-7(w), sf-6.5(w), nyg+1(l)
- lvh results: 3-2
also under in ari, over in gb, and maybe dal, jac.

Week 5: (1-2. -2 nuts)
Season: (8-6-1. 8 nuts)
LVH picks: 8-6-1