NFL Week 12

billy rubin:

ARI +2.5 @ STL (3 nuts): arizona is less worse than saint louis. congratulations!
- cards 23 rams 20. +3 nuts.

TEN -3 vs TB (3 nuts): the bucs sacked up last week against green bay, but they will be back to their sub-mediocre road tendencies this week and the miserable titans will take advantage.
- titans 23 bucs 17. +3 nuts.

DEN +5.5 @ SD (2 nuts): this might very well be the game where san diego plays a good game and ends up covering, but if that's not the case jesus will continue to run the option on water and turn high school football to professional wine.
- broncos 16 chargers 13. +2 nuts.

week 12: 3-0. +8 nuts.

i almost want to swap out the broncos for NE -3.5 @ PHI, but i like denver's odds a little bit more.

Not Your Type

HOU @ JAX +6.5 (2 nuts)

CAR -3.5 @ IND (5 nuts)

NE - 3.5 @ PHI (3 nuts)

known associate:
browns at BENGALS -7 (4 nuts)
STEELERS -10.5 at chiefs (2 nuts)
giants at SAINTS -7 (4 nuts)

records through week 11 (and week 11):
Billy Rubin: 18-13-2. +16 nuts (1-1-1. -1 nut)
Not Your Type: 15-18. +5 nuts (1-2. 0 nuts)
Blue Whale: 15-11-4. +5 nuts (2-0-1. +6 nuts)
known associate: 13-20. -19 nuts (0-3. -10 nuts)

Collits Football 2011 Week 13

known associate:
black friday...
arkansas at LSU -12 (1 nut)
- razorbacks 17 tigers 41. +1
boston college at MIAMI -13 (2 nuts)
also took both in a 2 team teaser.
- eagles 24 hurricanes 17. -2
week 13 result: 1-1, -1 nut.
was too hungover to post on saturday but i did manage to win some on 'bama straight and a usc/stanford tease (which didn't need to be teased on either end).

collits records through week 13:
known associate. 26-23. +4 nuts
Not Your Type. 0-1. -2 nuts
Blue Whale. 10-15-1. -17 nuts

NFL Week 11

Not Your Type

PHI @ NYG -5 (5 nuts)

Rumor has it that Boyz II Men is going to start for the Eagles in Vick's and Maclin's places. The Giants better win big.

SD @ CHI -3.5 (4 nuts)

Bears D will go Yogi Bear all over the Chargers like they are a pick-a-nick basket, Booboo.

BUF +2 @ MIA (1 nut)

I am going to pick the Bills until they win me some nuts.

known associate:
COWBOYS -7 at was (5 nuts)
PANTHERS +7 at det (3 nuts)
tb at PACKERS -14 (2 nuts)
smaller plays on stl, ne, mia, the overs in chi and min.

blue whale:

for those of you who pay attention to collits football...it is getting interesting.

MEMPHIS TENN TITANS +6.5 at Atlanta Falcons (2 nuts)

Chris Johnson heating up

TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS +14 at Lambeau Field(4 nuts)

90% on Packers

NATI BENGALS +7 at Baltimore Ravens(4 nuts)

i give honor to underrated defenses

love panthers, patriots and the bills. And after tomorrow Ya Boy Vince Young

billy rubin:

titans+6 @ falcons (2 nuts): my projections have the titans winning straight up, so i'll take the points and hope for the best
- titans 17 falcons 23. push.

jags @ browns under 34.5 (3 nuts): i've got a 16-14 game here, which would be great, but coldhardfootballfacts has a 6-2 game, which would be even greater!
- jags 10 brows 14. +3 nuts.

packers -14 vs tampa (4 nuts): aaron rodgers at home versus tampa secondary on the road. 'nuff said.
- packers 35 bucs 26. -4 nuts.

week 11: 1-1-1. -1 nut.

records through week 10 (and week 10):
Billy Rubin: 17-12-1. +17 nuts (2-1. +3 nuts)
Not Your Type: 14-16. +5 nuts (1-2. -2 nuts)
Blue Whale: 13-11-3. -1 nut (1-2. -6 nuts)
known associate: 13-17. -9 nuts (2-1. +4 nuts)

Collits Football 2011 Week 12

known associate:
morning...
louisville at UCONN -1 (1 nut)
- cardinals 34 huskies 20. -1
kansas at TEXAS A&M -31 (1 nut)
- jayhawks 7 aggies 61. +1
noonish...
penn st at OHIO ST -6.5 (1 nut)
- nittany lions 20 buckeyes 14. -1
navy at SAN JOSE ST +6.5 (1 nut)
- midshipmen 24 spartans 27. +1
also minimum play on the osu beavers at home.
primetime...
virginia at FLORIDA ST -17 (1 nut)
- cavaliers 14 seminoles 13. -1
usc at oregon OVER 69.5 (1 nut)
- trojans 38 ducks 35. +1
known associate week 12 result: 3-3, 0 nuts.


collits records through week 12:
known associate. 25-22. +5 nuts
Not Your Type. 0-1. -2 nuts
Blue Whale. 10-15-1. -17 nuts

NFL Week 10

BUF +5.5 @ DAL (3 nuts)

PIT @ CIN +4 (2 nuts)

HOU -3.5 @ TB (3 nuts)

blue whale be sayin:
Denver Broncos +3 at Kansas City Chiefs 2 nuts
I am not fond of Tebow. He does not make anybody around him better. It was either the Raiders caught themselves slipping disrepecting his arm by allowing him to throw or Denver's stable of wide receivers can catch..well. I am interested to see how he fares against the Chiefs who will be loading up the box to stop the run. Denver is the better team here. The NFL wants Tebow to succeed.
Memphis Tenn Titans at Cack Panthers -3.5 3 nuts
Off a bye week at home. This should be a high scoring affair. Chris Johnson is slowly showing some pizzazz. Cam Newton should be able to throw and run all over the Tennessee D.
Nawlins Saints at ATL Falcons PK 5 nuts
A win at home will put the Dirty Birds 1st place in the NFC south. In the dome they are unstoppable. Who has the Saints beat? Falcons had an impressive win over Detroit and convinced me that it is not Tampa Bay, but Atl that is gonna take their division. FYI Tampa Bay is gonna win at home against Houston.

billy rubin:

there are a lot of games i kinda like this week, but none i really love. so, here goes nothing:

texans -3.5 @ bucs (3 nuts): tampa is better, maybe even decent at home, but houston is better in general and playing well of late. the arian should assert his racial superiority over his foes.
- texans 37 bucs 9. + 3 nuts.

saints pk @ falcons (2 nuts): the saints seem to be an on-again-off-again team this year, and they were on last week, which would imply they'll be off this week. but, they're playing an average-at-best defensive team in atlanta and they're in a dome, so i like the saints' chances of eking out a win this week.
- saints 26 falcons 23. + 2 nuts.

bengals +4 vs steelers (2 nuts): the bengals, like my niners, have been covering machines this year, and i think they match up well against a not-elite steelers team. i actually think there's a decent chance the bengals win this one outright, although the steelers should come to play after losing to baltimore last week.
- bengals 17 steelers 24. - 2 nuts.

week 10: 2-1. +3 nuts.

i also kinda like buffalo, denver, detroit, jacksonville, niners and the jets.

known associate:
SAINTS PK at falcons (4 nuts)
TEXANS -3.5 at bucaneers (2 nuts)
giants at 49ers UNDER 42.5 (2 nuts)

records through week 9 (and week 9):
Billy Rubin: 15-11-1. +14 nuts (3-0. +10 nuts)
Not Your Type: 13-14. +7 nuts (2-1. +4 nuts)
Blue Whale: 12-9-3. +5 nuts (3-0. +9 nuts)
known associate: 11-16. -13 nuts (2-1. +3 nuts)

Collits Football 2011 Week 11

joe paterno jerry sandusky penn state child sex abuse scandal anal butt rape
known associate:
morning...
nebraska at PENN STATE +3.5 (1 nut)
for the children.
- huskers 17 pedophile state nittany lions 14 (+1 nut)
irreverent image notwithstanding, this penn state situation is some fucked up shit. here's a good read on it. it's even gooder when you consider it was written 7 months ago. why did it take this long for the authorities to press charges and the story to break nationally? yea, i'm sure the timing of joepa's 409th win (two weeks ago) to break eddie robinson's record for career wins had nothing to do with it. these fucks chose penn state football over the victims for as long as they damn could; leaving a monster free and able to roam, rape and pillage more boy's buttholes. a damn shame.

this game ended in the best possible result as far as i'm concerned. my bet covered while the nittany lions lost. let's hope the curse of the boy rapes lives on.

MICHIGAN STATE -2.5 at iowa (1 nut)
for sparta.
- spartans 37 hawkeyes 21 (+1 nut)

noonish...
looking at illini, noles, smurf turfs. and waiting on zona team total.
michigan at ILLINOIS PK (1 nut)
passed on fsu, zona team total wasnt offered. minimum wager on boise.
- wolverines 31 fighting illini 14 (-1 nut)

afternoon and primetime...
tennessee at ARKANSAS -16.5 (1 nut)
- volunteers 7 razorbacks 49 (+1 nut)
oregon team total OVER 35 (1 nut)
as blue whale listed below, the ducks have some fresh names on offense. stanford, meanwhile, has a stepfan. i also like the ducks for the game but i'll just roll with a 7 pt teaser (with ark) in addition to the team total because this really just might be the cardinal's year.
- ducks 53 trees 30 (+1 nut)
known associate week 11 result: 4-1. +3 nuts

'pokes for the mnc...


blue whale:
Wakeforest Demon Deacons at Clemson -16.5 2 nuts
Two weeks to prepare, Tahj and company should come out hard.
Texas Long Horns at Mizzou +1 2 nuts
Kentucky at Vanderbilt -13.5 2 nuts
commodores have 6th rank defense, they have been impressive the past two weeks.
Auburn at Georgia -12 2 nuts
return from decline. Bulldogs get their running back back.
are you gonna pick luck and an injured offense over flash and flare? I mean LeMichael , d'anthony , Kenjon, Lavasier, etc., etc...Im also feeling the fightin Illi over Michigan. two players on my radar for this week is Georgia St. running back Isaiah Crowell and Oregon St. wideout James Rodgers.

blue whale week 11 result: 3-1. +4 nuts

collits records through week 11:
known associate. 22-19. +5 nuts
Not Your Type. 0-1. -2 nuts
Blue Whale. 10-15-1. -17 nuts

Collits Football 2011 Week 10

known associate:
kansas st at OKLAHOMA ST -21 (2 nuts)
this cowboys offense is too fresh right now and the wildcats should be a bit deflated coming off their first loss.
- wildcats 45 cowboys 52 (-2 nuts)

WASHINGTON ST +5.5 1st half at california (1 nut)
not much of a homefield advantage at the ballpark for the bears. i'm taking the first half in case tedford finally pulls maynard and bridgford provides some kinda spark. moneyline is tempting too.
- cougars 0 golden bears 23 (-1 nut) final score: 30-7.

south carolina at ARKANSAS -5.5 (2 nuts)
cocks defense gettin much love despite not having played a top 50 offense.
- gamecocks 28 razorbacks 44 (+2 nuts)

lsu at alabama OVER 41.5 (1 nut)
locking this in now as i think it's gonna rise. still eyeing bama for the side bet. it may or may not be a blog pick depending on the line movement.
and BAMA -5 (1 nut)
roll tide.
- tigers 9 crimson tide 6 (-2 nuts)

known associate week 10 result: 1-4. -3 nuts

collits records through week 10:
known associate. 18-18. +2 nuts
Not Your Type. 0-1. -2 nuts
Blue Whale. 7-14-1. -21 nuts

NFL Week 9

billy rubin:

i want to lock in a couple picks early, so here we go.

saints -8 vs bucs (4 nuts): brees' performance against tampa earlier in the season was an aberration. the saints are far superior to the bucs and the bucs are especially poor on the road. saints will win by two TDs or so.
- saints 27 bucs 16. this one got a little scary at the end as the saints coasted in the second half, but they held on for the cover. + 4 nuts.

niners -3.5 @ redskins (4 nuts): the niners head east for an early game, which is a concern, but this is another case where one team clearly outclasses the other. the skins' defense is quite good, which could pose problems for the niners, but the niners' d is even gooder and the skins' offense is so ungood, that this won't be a contest. niners should win by double digits.
- niners 19 skins 11. elite defense and mediocre offense triumphed over decent defense and horrid offense - hooray! + 4 nuts.

third pick coming at some future point. leaning buffalo, cincy and arizona right now.

bengals +2.5 @ titans (2 nuts): bengals' d is pretty solid. titans' offense has been struggling lately. cincy offense can put together some points. i think cincy should win this straight up like mrs. emilio estevez.
- bengals 24 titans 17. niners and bengals in the super bowl again? maybe just the super bowl of covering machines. + 2 nuts.

- billy rubin week 9 results: 3-0 + 10 nuts. and we're back!

blue whale:

Miami Dolphins +4 at Kansas City Chiefs

miami is 13th in the league defending the run and the chiefs are 9th in the league in running offense. Don't let that run offense ranking fool you, the air attack is so terrible they have no choice but to run. The only real threat seems to Dexter McCluster. Cassel is gonna have to beat Miami with his arm and I don't trust his arm. 3 nuts

Miami 31 Kansas City 3 it was written in the scrolls of Skellus- the old Wizard from Conan Destroyer +3

Denver Broncos +7.5 at The City Of Dope

Raiders are missing two key offensive elements that made them very potent. Mcfadden and Campbell. McFadden for obvious reasons the man is big play and can flat out run making defenders miss. Campbell was key because of his mobility and his knack for prolonging the play. His legs too made defenders miss and also gave his weapons time to get open. Now with Carson Palmer, who is a statue in the pocket, he will be sack target number one. 2 nuts

Denver 38 Oakland 24 besides the St Louis Rams, i think that the Raiders have a very underrated stable of wide recievers. Moore, Heyward Bey, Ford and Murphy. They shouldn't have let go of Higgins, now Housh is the odd man in. Raiders also have a very underrated O-line. If Taiwan Jones started he should go. Its obvious that Denver has alot of talent on that team, but their performance is construed because of the mishap opportunities Oakland ill afforded in this match up. +3 nuts

NYGz +9 at New England Patriots

Hate to say it but little Manning is playing at an elite level and the pats secondary is crap. New York's defense can provide the four man rush to keep Brady out of the pocket. Maybe not stop him but slow him down. The pats defensive saving grace is that they are good at defending the run and Bradshaw is playing with a broken bone is his foot. Pats will win this one but Giants keep it close. 5 nuts..also like the over.

New York G 24 New England 20 G-MEN are definitely sound on both sides of the ball. They are taking the NFC east, i can't see it go any oher way. Even with the slew of injuries in the secondary they experienced in the preseason, it seems that the schemes are solid as long as they have adequate talent in the right places. New england should definitely go off next week. +3

Teams with value are 415 niners, Nati, GB, and Browns (fade) and Indy (fade).

Next week Bears Bills Dolphins Pats Seahawks. this is also the week Chargers cover a game

Not Your Type

MIA @ KC -4 (2 nuts)

KC has a masterpiece while Miami gets put in a vice.
Turns out Crocket & Tubbs turned the Chiefs into BBQ sauce. (-2 nuts)

CIN +2.5 @ TEN (2 nuts)

You know which new show I like? Grimm.
You know how many nuts I got for this game? +2 nuts.


GB -5.5 @ SD (4 nuts)

The Packers will pack the box score with statistical meat. The Chargers will feel violated. Time to call the SVU.
This game was packed with offense. Aaron Rodgers was all, "Your momma smells like when I pee after I eat asparagus because I just golden showered her because she is dumb and ugly and walks with a limp and gave birth to you through her butt-hole and you throw three interceptions." And Philip Rivers was like, " Well, you are a dootie head." (+4 nuts)

known associate:
CIN +2.5 at ten (3 nuts)
GB -5.5 at sd (3 nuts)
bal at PIT -3 (3 nuts)