The Giant's pitching is like a hot-ass girl and their offense is the restraining order keeping you at least 200 feet away. Playoff blueballs is the result.
I'm going to hit a pop-up on the first pitch I see. Go Giants!!!!
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The first pitch pop-up is akin to pre-ejaculating. The offense is so smitten with the pitching staff's sexiness they can't keep their wood in its sheath long enough to see a good pitch.
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