Indented Servant - All Road, All The Time Edition(2-1; 6 nuts)
NO -3 @ TB (5 nuts)
I'll bet this game all day. For 5 nuts each time. That's hella nuts if I bet that all day. Like HELLA nuts. More nuts than can I can count. LeGarette Blunt is no longer in Tampa to punch the poo out of people's butts, so the Saints will easily cover this number - as easily as I will be surrounded by nuts.
MIA +2 @ IND (3 nuts)
I'm going to keep wagering nuts on the Dolphins until they get caught in a tuna net and sold at a supermarket. Mercury Morris approves this message*.
(*He does not.)
DET -1.5 @ ARI(2 nuts)
Detroit showed just how dynamic their offense can be after the addition of a dude that used to stick it to some famous chick. If it were a dick length contest pitting this guy's dick length against the famous singer that was boning the famous girl in question, then I don't know if I would be so confident in betting nuts. Good thing it's a football game.
Week 2: (1-2; -4 nuts)
Season: (3-3; 2 nuts)
billy rubin:
NO @ TB over 48 (5 nuts)
I'm putting lots of nuts on NO's offense being too good to TB's defense and NO's defense being too incompetent for even Josh Freeman.
StL +5 @ ATL (2 nuts)
The battle for the letter t in the middle of your city's abbreviated name is on, son! I have this as a pretty close game, so I'm putting my nuts where my mouth is.
MIN @ CHI over 41.5 (3 nuts)
Scoring will happen in this game and the total of the points scored will exceed 41.5. That is my prediction.
Week 2: (1-2; -4 nuts)
Season: (3-3; -1 nuts)
known associate:
car at BUF +3.5 (4 nuts)
det at ARI +2 (2 nuts)
den at NYG +4.5 (3 nuts)
Week 2: (2-1; 3 nuts)
Season: (3-3; 2 nuts)
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Saturday, September 14, 2013
Tuesday, September 3, 2013
NFL Week 1 Picks
formerly known as kNot Yore Type
MIA +1 @ CLE; 5 nuts
Dan Marino will be like "Uu huh." and Bernie Kosar will be like "No way." and Mark Duper will be like "Yes way." and Ozzie Newsome will be like "Nope." Larry Csonka and Jim Brown will run around. Then Cleveland will try to move to Baltimore, only to discover that they had moved there previously. Then LeBron James will show off his championships. And Bone, but 2 Live Crew. So Miami, +1.
SEA @ CAR + 3.5; 2 nuts
Going on the road, to the east coast, to start the season? That is a tough assignment. Seattle's DBs may wish that they could play some Fantasy Movie Casting so they could add Errol Flynn. Anyone? Anyone???
The Waterhabitatingbirdsofprey may eek one out, and if they do, it will be by the slimmest of margins. I can see Carolina winning this straight up because Seattle may not be able to sustain their energy level throughout the entire game, unless Starbucks shows up with some greenie-enhanced coffee.
KC -3.5 @ JAX; 3 nuts
Alex Smith will Joe Montana the Chiefs to an at least two score victory. Steve Bono and Elvis Grbac will read this and think they are better than Alex Smith. Alex Smith will laugh. He is way smarter than those two guys.
(2-1; 6 nuts)
billy rubin says:
CAR +3.5 vs SEA; 2 nuts
What he said, plus Seattle's D is hurt and suspended. But Ron Rivera, though.
AZ +4 @ StL; 2 nuts
Unless the Rams get really creative with Tavon Austin and catch the Cardinals off guard, I think this one goes to the birds straight up like Paula Abdul.
GB @ SF over 49; 3 nuts
This is the Packers' Super Bowl and the Niners D is as fresh and healthy as it will be all year, so there's risk with this, but there's just too much talent at the skill positions on both teams for this one to be a low scoring affair.
(2-1; 3 nuts)
known associate's half-ass researched plays:
sea at CAR +3.5 (2 nuts)
oak at IND -11 (2 nuts)
tb at nyj UNDER 40 (3 nuts)
i prefer first half bets for both side plays, hope defensive scores don't push the total over.
3-0 for my wallet as i only played the 1H sides.
but (1-2. -1 nut)
MIA +1 @ CLE; 5 nuts
Dan Marino will be like "Uu huh." and Bernie Kosar will be like "No way." and Mark Duper will be like "Yes way." and Ozzie Newsome will be like "Nope." Larry Csonka and Jim Brown will run around. Then Cleveland will try to move to Baltimore, only to discover that they had moved there previously. Then LeBron James will show off his championships. And Bone, but 2 Live Crew. So Miami, +1.
SEA @ CAR + 3.5; 2 nuts
Going on the road, to the east coast, to start the season? That is a tough assignment. Seattle's DBs may wish that they could play some Fantasy Movie Casting so they could add Errol Flynn. Anyone? Anyone???
The Waterhabitatingbirdsofprey may eek one out, and if they do, it will be by the slimmest of margins. I can see Carolina winning this straight up because Seattle may not be able to sustain their energy level throughout the entire game, unless Starbucks shows up with some greenie-enhanced coffee.
KC -3.5 @ JAX; 3 nuts
Alex Smith will Joe Montana the Chiefs to an at least two score victory. Steve Bono and Elvis Grbac will read this and think they are better than Alex Smith. Alex Smith will laugh. He is way smarter than those two guys.
(2-1; 6 nuts)
billy rubin says:
CAR +3.5 vs SEA; 2 nuts
What he said, plus Seattle's D is hurt and suspended. But Ron Rivera, though.
AZ +4 @ StL; 2 nuts
Unless the Rams get really creative with Tavon Austin and catch the Cardinals off guard, I think this one goes to the birds straight up like Paula Abdul.
GB @ SF over 49; 3 nuts
This is the Packers' Super Bowl and the Niners D is as fresh and healthy as it will be all year, so there's risk with this, but there's just too much talent at the skill positions on both teams for this one to be a low scoring affair.
(2-1; 3 nuts)
known associate's half-ass researched plays:
sea at CAR +3.5 (2 nuts)
oak at IND -11 (2 nuts)
tb at nyj UNDER 40 (3 nuts)
i prefer first half bets for both side plays, hope defensive scores don't push the total over.
3-0 for my wallet as i only played the 1H sides.
but (1-2. -1 nut)
Sunday, December 23, 2012
NFL Week 16 Picks
known associate:
locking two plays in...
no at dal OVER 52 (3 nuts)
the cowboys offense has been better of late and getting demarco back to top form should only help. more importantly, the saints rank 30th in red zone conversion defense (% of TDs allowed) and they're at their worst on the road; allowing a touchdown 72% of the time. brees should get his.
was at phi OVER 45 (3 nuts)
both teams are pretty shitty defensively in the red zone; ranking 26th or worse. reid and foles have nothing to lose and could be motivated to put on a show in their last home game of 2012. weather shouldn't be a factor.
the giants are probably going to be my third play. also considering browns, the unders in gb and nyj, and the over in seattle.
NYG -2 at bal (1 nut)
billy rubin:
PIT -3 vs CIN (3 nuts)
DAL -3 vs NO (3 nuts)
CHI -7 @ AZ (3 nuts)
NYT
IND -5.5 @ KC (3 nuts)
NO +2.5 @ DAL (3 nuts)
STL +3 @ TB (3 nuts)
records through week 15:
known associate: 17-26-2, -21 nuts (week 15: 0-3, -7 nuts)
nyt: 23-21-1, +9 nuts
locking two plays in...
no at dal OVER 52 (3 nuts)
the cowboys offense has been better of late and getting demarco back to top form should only help. more importantly, the saints rank 30th in red zone conversion defense (% of TDs allowed) and they're at their worst on the road; allowing a touchdown 72% of the time. brees should get his.
was at phi OVER 45 (3 nuts)
both teams are pretty shitty defensively in the red zone; ranking 26th or worse. reid and foles have nothing to lose and could be motivated to put on a show in their last home game of 2012. weather shouldn't be a factor.
the giants are probably going to be my third play. also considering browns, the unders in gb and nyj, and the over in seattle.
NYG -2 at bal (1 nut)
billy rubin:
PIT -3 vs CIN (3 nuts)
DAL -3 vs NO (3 nuts)
CHI -7 @ AZ (3 nuts)
NYT
IND -5.5 @ KC (3 nuts)
NO +2.5 @ DAL (3 nuts)
STL +3 @ TB (3 nuts)
records through week 15:
known associate: 17-26-2, -21 nuts (week 15: 0-3, -7 nuts)
nyt: 23-21-1, +9 nuts
Sunday, December 9, 2012
NFL Week 14 Picks
NYT
BAL +2.5 @ WAS (2 nuts)
TEN @ IND -5 (3 nuts)
DAL @ CIN -3.5 (3 nuts)
known associate:
atl at CAR +3.5 (3 nuts) straight up win
NO +4.5 at nyg (3 nuts) loss
DET +6.5 at gb (2 nuts) half point loss
titans nearly made the cut.
titans either covered or pushed depending on your line.
smaller plays on pats, browns, skins, jags, eagles.
pats killed. browns covered. skins covered and rg3 threw an incompletion that was more exciting to watch than 99% of alex smith's completions. jags miss cecil shorts, didn't cover. eagles won straight up as dogs.
week 14: 1-2, -2 nuts.
billy rubin:
TEN +5.5 @ IND (2 nuts): i hate to go against not your type, who clearly has the football gods' ears this season, but this weekend is full of crappy games/lines and this is one of the few that stands out to me as a play.
CIN - 3.5 vs DAL (4 nuts): now i'm a little worried about the fact that NYT and i agree on this. hopefully andy dalton employs reverse racism and treats the cowboys like red-headed stepchildren. or just reverse cowboys someone and gets some ball-to-ball action. matt ryan would probably like that.
PHI +7.5 @ TB (2 nuts): i'm not too sure about riding the nick foles train for two weeks in a row, especially in a contest where he likely has the smaller penis between the starting qbs, but all the eagles have to do is lose by only a td. it's not like this is the tampa defense of yore anyway.
records through week 13:
known associate: 16-21-2, -12 nuts
nyt : 21-17-1, +13 nuts
BAL +2.5 @ WAS (2 nuts)
TEN @ IND -5 (3 nuts)
DAL @ CIN -3.5 (3 nuts)
known associate:
atl at CAR +3.5 (3 nuts) straight up win
NO +4.5 at nyg (3 nuts) loss
DET +6.5 at gb (2 nuts) half point loss
titans nearly made the cut.
titans either covered or pushed depending on your line.
smaller plays on pats, browns, skins, jags, eagles.
pats killed. browns covered. skins covered and rg3 threw an incompletion that was more exciting to watch than 99% of alex smith's completions. jags miss cecil shorts, didn't cover. eagles won straight up as dogs.
week 14: 1-2, -2 nuts.
billy rubin:
TEN +5.5 @ IND (2 nuts): i hate to go against not your type, who clearly has the football gods' ears this season, but this weekend is full of crappy games/lines and this is one of the few that stands out to me as a play.
CIN - 3.5 vs DAL (4 nuts): now i'm a little worried about the fact that NYT and i agree on this. hopefully andy dalton employs reverse racism and treats the cowboys like red-headed stepchildren. or just reverse cowboys someone and gets some ball-to-ball action. matt ryan would probably like that.
PHI +7.5 @ TB (2 nuts): i'm not too sure about riding the nick foles train for two weeks in a row, especially in a contest where he likely has the smaller penis between the starting qbs, but all the eagles have to do is lose by only a td. it's not like this is the tampa defense of yore anyway.
records through week 13:
known associate: 16-21-2, -12 nuts
nyt : 21-17-1, +13 nuts
Sunday, December 2, 2012
NFL Week 13 Picks
Not Your Type
IND +6 @ DET (3 nuts)
JAX +6.5 @ BUF (2 nuts)
TB @ DEN -7.5 (4 nuts)
And here is a rant: I think Harry Wofford from Comcast Sports/NBC is a big-ass bag of dicks. The dude is totally full of shit, yet doesn't know shit. In a market full of dick-hole broadcasters, he takes the cake(which happens to be in the shape of a dick enveloping another dick).
known associate:
JAC +6.5 at buf (4 nuts)
ind at DET -6 (2 nuts)
cin at SD +1 (2 nuts)
billy rubin:
JAX +6 @ BUG (3 nuts): uh-oh, three of us are in agreement. that is either really good or really bad. chad henne is handsome and justin blackmon has a big dick though, so we should be good. but i seem to recall underestimating ryan fitzpatrick's handsomeness before...
PHI +10 @ DAL (2 nuts): the eagles are crappy, but so are the cowboys. while murray may be back, 10 points is a big nut to cover and all nick foles has to do is avoid be awful. plus dez bryant is a still a genius, a big ol' giant dicked genius.
WAS +3 vs NYG (2 nuts): greasy 3000 definitely has a bigger dick that horse face, jr. 'nuff said.
records through week 12:
billy rubin: 14-21-1, -17 nuts (last week: 2-1, +3 nuts)
nyt: 20-15-1, +14 nuts
IND +6 @ DET (3 nuts)
JAX +6.5 @ BUF (2 nuts)
TB @ DEN -7.5 (4 nuts)
And here is a rant: I think Harry Wofford from Comcast Sports/NBC is a big-ass bag of dicks. The dude is totally full of shit, yet doesn't know shit. In a market full of dick-hole broadcasters, he takes the cake(which happens to be in the shape of a dick enveloping another dick).
known associate:
JAC +6.5 at buf (4 nuts)
ind at DET -6 (2 nuts)
cin at SD +1 (2 nuts)
billy rubin:
JAX +6 @ BUG (3 nuts): uh-oh, three of us are in agreement. that is either really good or really bad. chad henne is handsome and justin blackmon has a big dick though, so we should be good. but i seem to recall underestimating ryan fitzpatrick's handsomeness before...
PHI +10 @ DAL (2 nuts): the eagles are crappy, but so are the cowboys. while murray may be back, 10 points is a big nut to cover and all nick foles has to do is avoid be awful. plus dez bryant is a still a genius, a big ol' giant dicked genius.
WAS +3 vs NYG (2 nuts): greasy 3000 definitely has a bigger dick that horse face, jr. 'nuff said.
records through week 12:
billy rubin: 14-21-1, -17 nuts (last week: 2-1, +3 nuts)
nyt: 20-15-1, +14 nuts
Sunday, November 25, 2012
NFL Week 12 PIcks
billy rubin:
browns +2 (3 nuts)
ravens pk (2 nuts)
packers +3 (2 nuts)
2-1, +3 nuts
known associate:
PIT -1 at cle (3 nuts)
the steeler d always steps up when big ben is out and old man batch is an upgrade over gimpy leftwich.
- steelers 14 browns 20. -3 nuts.
so maybe d'donte wasn't an upgrade over the gimp. or maybe he was. we'll never know because the steelers (mostly running backs) fumbled the ball 6 times. the browns scored 17 points off turnovers yet only won by 4 points.
atl at TB +1 (3 nuts)
the 9-1 falcons should really be about 6-3 and might be looking ahead to their thursday night matchup against the rival saints. they also can't stop the run. and matt ryan is super gay.
- falcons 24 bucs 23. push.
i still think the falcons should be 7-3, at best. though, their run defense acquitted itself nicely (for 1 game, at least). and they're finally giving jacquizz more touches.
bal at SD pk (3 nuts)
this game doesn't mean much to a ravens team traveling cross country while it's a must win for the chargers.
- ravens 16 chargers 13 (ot). -3 nuts.
fuck this game. the ravens clearly didnt give a shit but the chargers still managed to squander a 10 point 4th quarter lead; with the last 3 points coming after a 4th and 29 (!) conversion on a desperation checkdown. even worse, ray rice probably didnt gain the necessary yardage. upon review, they ruled that his knee was down at the 35 yard line and marked the ball at the 33.5 yard line. that's a distance of 4.5 feet. there is no way there could be 4.5 feet between rice's knee and his arms. that dude is 5'7"! shit like this makes me wanna quit betting on the NFL. not that i will or anything.
also playin over in indy, titans, raiders, dolphins.
and i'll be on the rams. ryan lindley is favored. that's stupid.
i like the saints but fear the harbaugh-calypse.
lean pack.
week 12: 0-2-1, -6 nuts.
nyt:
BUF @ IND -2 (3 nuts)
SEA -3 @ MIA (3 nuts)
ATL -1 @ TB (2 nuts)
records through week 11:
known associate: 16-16-1. +2 nuts (last week: 2-1, +1 nut)
billy rubin: 12-20-1, -20 nuts (last week: 2-1, +3 nuts)
not your type 19-14, +14 nuts
browns +2 (3 nuts)
ravens pk (2 nuts)
packers +3 (2 nuts)
2-1, +3 nuts
known associate:
PIT -1 at cle (3 nuts)
the steeler d always steps up when big ben is out and old man batch is an upgrade over gimpy leftwich.
- steelers 14 browns 20. -3 nuts.
so maybe d'donte wasn't an upgrade over the gimp. or maybe he was. we'll never know because the steelers (mostly running backs) fumbled the ball 6 times. the browns scored 17 points off turnovers yet only won by 4 points.
atl at TB +1 (3 nuts)
the 9-1 falcons should really be about 6-3 and might be looking ahead to their thursday night matchup against the rival saints. they also can't stop the run. and matt ryan is super gay.
- falcons 24 bucs 23. push.
i still think the falcons should be 7-3, at best. though, their run defense acquitted itself nicely (for 1 game, at least). and they're finally giving jacquizz more touches.
bal at SD pk (3 nuts)
this game doesn't mean much to a ravens team traveling cross country while it's a must win for the chargers.
- ravens 16 chargers 13 (ot). -3 nuts.
fuck this game. the ravens clearly didnt give a shit but the chargers still managed to squander a 10 point 4th quarter lead; with the last 3 points coming after a 4th and 29 (!) conversion on a desperation checkdown. even worse, ray rice probably didnt gain the necessary yardage. upon review, they ruled that his knee was down at the 35 yard line and marked the ball at the 33.5 yard line. that's a distance of 4.5 feet. there is no way there could be 4.5 feet between rice's knee and his arms. that dude is 5'7"! shit like this makes me wanna quit betting on the NFL. not that i will or anything.
also playin over in indy, titans, raiders, dolphins.
and i'll be on the rams. ryan lindley is favored. that's stupid.
i like the saints but fear the harbaugh-calypse.
lean pack.
week 12: 0-2-1, -6 nuts.
nyt:
BUF @ IND -2 (3 nuts)
SEA -3 @ MIA (3 nuts)
ATL -1 @ TB (2 nuts)
records through week 11:
known associate: 16-16-1. +2 nuts (last week: 2-1, +1 nut)
billy rubin: 12-20-1, -20 nuts (last week: 2-1, +3 nuts)
not your type 19-14, +14 nuts
Sunday, November 18, 2012
Week 11 (Dick) Pic(k)s
This season is so fun so far! This week promises to bring more fun for everyone, something like the Dayman, ah-aaah!
billy rubin:
i don't know how much time i'll have to devote to research and projections, so i'm going to start early with thursday night football.
MIA +3 @ BUF (3 nuts): i'm pretty sure ryan tannehill is more handsome than ryan fitzpatrick so the buffalo LBs and DBs will alternately be blushing and all boned up when they see tannehill in his tight sexy football pants with his augmented dick protector cup bulge. in my honest opinion, that will be the difference in this game - the bills defense playing with boners because of the handsomeness of the dolphins qb. not to take anything away from fitzpatrick though, because i've heard that he has a reputation for having a giant penis and some of the dolphins defenders might get caught thinking about fitzpatrick's big ol' penis on a play action and lose track of cj spiller, who, i presume, is also well endowed in his crotch. basically, it all comes down to penises, per usual. put your money on that!
CLE +7.5 @ DAL (3 nuts): Surely, Trent Richardson has a big penis, and Tony Romo must have a small one, which is why he's always got a new girlfriend - can't keep them satisfied. Plus, Dez Bryant is too busy working on his doctorate to learn his routes. Reverse Cowboy all day!
SD +7.5 @ DEN (3 nuts): Peyton Manning might have the face of a horse, but I doubt that extends to the rest of his anatomy. Philip Rivers didn't get his last name by not being a prolific ejaculator. The luck of the Irish will not be with Willis McGahee this week.
2-1, +3 nuts
known associate:
gb at det OVER 52 (4 nuts)
rodgers and stafford indoors against banged up defenses.
bal at PIT +3.5 (3 nuts)
last play came down to cards, pats, raiders, panthers, or...
CLE +7 at dal (2 nuts)
nyt:
TB -1.5 @ CAR (4 nuts)
CLE +7 @ DAL (3 nuts)
JAX +15 @ HOU (3 nuts)
records through week 10:
known associate: 14-15-1. +1 nut (last week: 2-1, +3 nuts)
nyt: 16-14, +4 nuts
billy rubin: 10-19-1, -23 nuts (last week: 0-3, -7 nuts)
billy rubin:
i don't know how much time i'll have to devote to research and projections, so i'm going to start early with thursday night football.
MIA +3 @ BUF (3 nuts): i'm pretty sure ryan tannehill is more handsome than ryan fitzpatrick so the buffalo LBs and DBs will alternately be blushing and all boned up when they see tannehill in his tight sexy football pants with his augmented dick protector cup bulge. in my honest opinion, that will be the difference in this game - the bills defense playing with boners because of the handsomeness of the dolphins qb. not to take anything away from fitzpatrick though, because i've heard that he has a reputation for having a giant penis and some of the dolphins defenders might get caught thinking about fitzpatrick's big ol' penis on a play action and lose track of cj spiller, who, i presume, is also well endowed in his crotch. basically, it all comes down to penises, per usual. put your money on that!
CLE +7.5 @ DAL (3 nuts): Surely, Trent Richardson has a big penis, and Tony Romo must have a small one, which is why he's always got a new girlfriend - can't keep them satisfied. Plus, Dez Bryant is too busy working on his doctorate to learn his routes. Reverse Cowboy all day!
SD +7.5 @ DEN (3 nuts): Peyton Manning might have the face of a horse, but I doubt that extends to the rest of his anatomy. Philip Rivers didn't get his last name by not being a prolific ejaculator. The luck of the Irish will not be with Willis McGahee this week.
2-1, +3 nuts
known associate:
gb at det OVER 52 (4 nuts)
rodgers and stafford indoors against banged up defenses.
bal at PIT +3.5 (3 nuts)
last play came down to cards, pats, raiders, panthers, or...
CLE +7 at dal (2 nuts)
nyt:
TB -1.5 @ CAR (4 nuts)
CLE +7 @ DAL (3 nuts)
JAX +15 @ HOU (3 nuts)
records through week 10:
known associate: 14-15-1. +1 nut (last week: 2-1, +3 nuts)
nyt: 16-14, +4 nuts
billy rubin: 10-19-1, -23 nuts (last week: 0-3, -7 nuts)
Sunday, November 11, 2012
NFL Week 10 PIcks: akaFRANK Edition
known associate:
i'm looking at 4 dogs (panthers, titans, bengals and saints) but will wait til the a.m. to lock in any plays as i'm expecting favorable line moves.
denver at CAROLINA +3.5 (3 nuts)
- broncos 36 panthers 14. -3 nuts.
new york giants at CINCINNATI +4 (3 nuts)
- giants 13 bengals 31. +3 nuts.
TENNESSEE +7 at miami (3 nuts)
- titans 37 dolphins 3. +3 nuts.
also playin saints.
- week 10: 2-1, +3 nuts.
Not Your Type
SD @ TB -3 (3 nuts)
DEN -3.5 @ CAR (3 nuts)
OAK @ BAL -7.5 (3 nuts)
3-0, +9 nuts
billy rubin:
i didn't really get to do too much research or analysis this week, and clearly not before any of the morning games, so here goes nothing:
NYJ @ SEA o38.5 (3 nuts)
StL @ SF u37.5 (2 nuts)
SF -13 vs StL (2 nuts) - my projections actually have the rams covering, but screw it, i'm a niner fan (until they start playing games in lowly santa clara)
0-3, -7 nuts
records through week 9:
known associate: 12-14-1. -2 nuts (last week:1-2, -3 nuts)
nyt: 13-14, - 5 nuts
billy rubin: 10-19-1, -16 nuts (last week: 1-1-1, +1 nut)
Saturday, November 3, 2012
NFL Week 9 PIcks
billy rubin:
The NFL has been an enigma to me this year and I anticipate Week 9 being no different. There are a couple early games I like, so I figure I'll get those on here tonight and add my third pick sometime tomorrow.
mia @ ind u43 (3 nuts): miami's a pretty good d going against a good, but still young and inexperienced QB. indy is a bad defense going against a pretty bad offense. i am hoping those particular matchups sufficiently suppress scoring on sunday. alliteration!
bal @ cle u44.5 (3 nuts): the ravens have a good offense, but cleveland has a surprisingly good defense. cleveland's offense has shown signs this year and baltimore's defense is far from elite these days, but i think this should be a tight game with tons of non-scoring fo dat ass.
buf @ hou o47.5 (2 nuts)
1-1-1, +1 nut
known associate:
buffalo at houston OVER 47.5 (3 nuts)
BUFFALO +11 at houston (3 nuts)
- bills 9 texans 21. -6 nuts.
miami at indianapolis UNDER 44 (3 nuts)
- dolphins 20 colts 23. +3 nuts.
had a hard time narrowing down my picks this week. i also like (in order) ravens, cowboys, over in jersey, over in nawlins, panthers... over in atl, steelers... bengals, over in dc.
- week 9 results: 1-2. -3 nuts.
not your type:
MIA @ IND +1.5 (3 nuts)
DET -5.5 @ JAX (3 nuts)
TB +1.5 @ OAK (4 nuts)
3-0, +10 nuts
records through week 8:
known associate: 11-12-1. +1 nut (last week:1-2, -3 nuts)
nyt: 10-14, -15 nuts
billy rubin: 9-15, -17 nuts (last week: 2-1, +3 nuts)
The NFL has been an enigma to me this year and I anticipate Week 9 being no different. There are a couple early games I like, so I figure I'll get those on here tonight and add my third pick sometime tomorrow.
mia @ ind u43 (3 nuts): miami's a pretty good d going against a good, but still young and inexperienced QB. indy is a bad defense going against a pretty bad offense. i am hoping those particular matchups sufficiently suppress scoring on sunday. alliteration!
bal @ cle u44.5 (3 nuts): the ravens have a good offense, but cleveland has a surprisingly good defense. cleveland's offense has shown signs this year and baltimore's defense is far from elite these days, but i think this should be a tight game with tons of non-scoring fo dat ass.
buf @ hou o47.5 (2 nuts)
1-1-1, +1 nut
known associate:
buffalo at houston OVER 47.5 (3 nuts)
BUFFALO +11 at houston (3 nuts)
- bills 9 texans 21. -6 nuts.
miami at indianapolis UNDER 44 (3 nuts)
- dolphins 20 colts 23. +3 nuts.
had a hard time narrowing down my picks this week. i also like (in order) ravens, cowboys, over in jersey, over in nawlins, panthers... over in atl, steelers... bengals, over in dc.
- week 9 results: 1-2. -3 nuts.
not your type:
MIA @ IND +1.5 (3 nuts)
DET -5.5 @ JAX (3 nuts)
TB +1.5 @ OAK (4 nuts)
3-0, +10 nuts
records through week 8:
known associate: 11-12-1. +1 nut (last week:1-2, -3 nuts)
nyt: 10-14, -15 nuts
billy rubin: 9-15, -17 nuts (last week: 2-1, +3 nuts)
Sunday, October 28, 2012
NFL Week 8 Picks
Not Your Type
NE -7 @ STL (3 nuts)
MIA @ NYJ -1 (2 nuts)
SD @ CLE +3 (2 nuts)
2-1, + 3 nuts
known associate:
atlanta at PHILADELPHIA -3 (3 nuts)
- falcons 30 eagles 17. -3 nuts.
MIAMI +1 at new york jets (3 nuts)
- dolphins 30 jets 9. +3 nuts.
WASHINGTON +4.5 at pittsburg (3 nuts)
- redskins 12 steelers 27. -3 nuts.
next biggest plays are cowboys and patriots
- week 8 results: 1-2, -3 nuts.
billy rubin:
guess i'm too late for the morning games, so i'll pick from the later games.
NO +6 @ DEN (3 nuts)
NYG -2.5 @ DAL (3 nuts)
SF @ AZ u38 (3 nuts)
as for the morning games, i really like(d) ATL +3 @ PHI and under in SEA @ DET, and to a lesser extent overs in JAX @ GB, SD @ CLE and MIA @ NYJ, and CHI -7.2 vs CAR.
2-1, +3 nuts
records through week 7:
known associate: 10-10-1. +4 nuts (last week:1-1-1, -2 nuts)
nyt: 8-13, -18 nuts
billy rubin: 7-14, -20 nuts (last week: 1-2, -4 nuts)
NE -7 @ STL (3 nuts)
MIA @ NYJ -1 (2 nuts)
SD @ CLE +3 (2 nuts)
2-1, + 3 nuts
known associate:
atlanta at PHILADELPHIA -3 (3 nuts)
- falcons 30 eagles 17. -3 nuts.
MIAMI +1 at new york jets (3 nuts)
- dolphins 30 jets 9. +3 nuts.
WASHINGTON +4.5 at pittsburg (3 nuts)
- redskins 12 steelers 27. -3 nuts.
next biggest plays are cowboys and patriots
- week 8 results: 1-2, -3 nuts.
billy rubin:
guess i'm too late for the morning games, so i'll pick from the later games.
NO +6 @ DEN (3 nuts)
NYG -2.5 @ DAL (3 nuts)
SF @ AZ u38 (3 nuts)
as for the morning games, i really like(d) ATL +3 @ PHI and under in SEA @ DET, and to a lesser extent overs in JAX @ GB, SD @ CLE and MIA @ NYJ, and CHI -7.2 vs CAR.
2-1, +3 nuts
records through week 7:
known associate: 10-10-1. +4 nuts (last week:1-1-1, -2 nuts)
nyt: 8-13, -18 nuts
billy rubin: 7-14, -20 nuts (last week: 1-2, -4 nuts)
Sunday, October 21, 2012
NFL Week 7 Picks
Not Your Type
I will blame this week's failures on making picks at 4:00 AM. Here they go:
WAS +6 @ NYG (5 nuts)
CLE @ IND -1.5 (3 nuts)
TEN +3.5 @ BUF (2 nuts
3-0, +10 nuts
known associate:
BALTIMORE +7 at houston (4 nuts)
- ravens 13 texans 43. -4 nuts.
WASHINGTON +6 at new york giants (2 nuts)
- redskins 23 giants 27. +2 nuts.
ARIZONA +7 at minnesota (1 nut)
- cardinals 14 vikings 21. push.
also playin cle, jac, over in hou, over in buf.
and over in cin.
- known associate week 7 results: 1-1-1, -2 nuts.
billy rubin:
BAL +7 @ HOU (4 nuts)
CLE +1 vs IND (3 nuts)
WAS +6 @ NYG (3 nuts)
1-2, -4 nuts
records through week 6:
known associate. 9-9. +6 nuts. (last week: 2-1, +7 nuts)
nyt: 5-13, -28 nuts
billy rubin: 6-12, -16 nuts (last week: 0-3, -7 nuts)
I will blame this week's failures on making picks at 4:00 AM. Here they go:
WAS +6 @ NYG (5 nuts)
CLE @ IND -1.5 (3 nuts)
TEN +3.5 @ BUF (2 nuts
3-0, +10 nuts
known associate:
BALTIMORE +7 at houston (4 nuts)
- ravens 13 texans 43. -4 nuts.
WASHINGTON +6 at new york giants (2 nuts)
- redskins 23 giants 27. +2 nuts.
ARIZONA +7 at minnesota (1 nut)
- cardinals 14 vikings 21. push.
also playin cle, jac, over in hou, over in buf.
and over in cin.
- known associate week 7 results: 1-1-1, -2 nuts.
billy rubin:
BAL +7 @ HOU (4 nuts)
CLE +1 vs IND (3 nuts)
WAS +6 @ NYG (3 nuts)
1-2, -4 nuts
records through week 6:
known associate. 9-9. +6 nuts. (last week: 2-1, +7 nuts)
nyt: 5-13, -28 nuts
billy rubin: 6-12, -16 nuts (last week: 0-3, -7 nuts)
Sunday, October 14, 2012
NFL Week 6 Picks
Not Your Type
DAL @ BAL -3.5 (4 nuts)
Edgar Allen Poe's Favorite Avian Creatures will be the ones who shot JR...if they could shoot guns and if JR were the opposite team. Then they would go to jail but be acquitted of any wrongdoing.
STL + 5.5 @ MIA (3 nuts)
The Mountain Sheep have been making a habit of winning when they aren't expected to win. Happy Water Mammals may not be so happy after this game.
OAK @ ATL over 49 (3 nuts)
The Southern Birds of Prey can score 49 all by their lonesome. Let's see if the Pillagers of Fortune feel like contributing.
1-2, -4 nuts
known associate:
GREEN BAY +3.5 at houston (5 nuts)
- packers 42 texans 24. +5 nuts.
DALLAS +3.5 at baltimore (3 nuts)
- cowboys 29 ravens 31. +3 nuts.
new york giants at san francisco OVER 46 (1 nut)
- giants 26 49ers 3. -1 nut.
also like broncos, raiders, skins, over in houston
- week 6 results: 2-1. +7 nuts.
Blue Whale:
over in atlanta, patriots, jets (3 nuts each)
Billy Rubin:
patriots (3 nuts), cardinals, vikings (2 nuts each)
0-3, -7 nuts
records through week 5:
known associate. 7-8. -1 nut. (last week: 0-3, -8 nuts)
nyt: 4-11, -24 nuts
billy rubin: 6-9, -9 nuts (last week: 1-2, -3 nuts)
DAL @ BAL -3.5 (4 nuts)
Edgar Allen Poe's Favorite Avian Creatures will be the ones who shot JR...if they could shoot guns and if JR were the opposite team. Then they would go to jail but be acquitted of any wrongdoing.
STL + 5.5 @ MIA (3 nuts)
The Mountain Sheep have been making a habit of winning when they aren't expected to win. Happy Water Mammals may not be so happy after this game.
OAK @ ATL over 49 (3 nuts)
The Southern Birds of Prey can score 49 all by their lonesome. Let's see if the Pillagers of Fortune feel like contributing.
1-2, -4 nuts
known associate:
GREEN BAY +3.5 at houston (5 nuts)
- packers 42 texans 24. +5 nuts.
DALLAS +3.5 at baltimore (3 nuts)
- cowboys 29 ravens 31. +3 nuts.
new york giants at san francisco OVER 46 (1 nut)
- giants 26 49ers 3. -1 nut.
also like broncos, raiders, skins, over in houston
- week 6 results: 2-1. +7 nuts.
Blue Whale:
over in atlanta, patriots, jets (3 nuts each)
Billy Rubin:
patriots (3 nuts), cardinals, vikings (2 nuts each)
0-3, -7 nuts
records through week 5:
known associate. 7-8. -1 nut. (last week: 0-3, -8 nuts)
nyt: 4-11, -24 nuts
billy rubin: 6-9, -9 nuts (last week: 1-2, -3 nuts)
Sunday, September 23, 2012
NFL Week 3 Picks: Marisa Miller Edition
because she's a niner fan.
Billy Rubin texted:
49ERS -7 at minnesota (3 nuts)
SF 13 MIN 24. -3 nuts
buffalo at BROWNS +3 (3 nuts)
BUF 24 CLE 14. Late cover by BUF, but a loss nonetheless. -3 nuts
TEXANS -1.5 at denver (2 nuts)
HOU 31 DEN 25. +2 nuts
Week: 1-2 -4 nuts
Season: 3-6 - 10 nuts
known associate:
small morning plays on the under in miami, over in new orleans, bears, bucs and titans.
back in a bit to nut up.
- chi, tb, ten all covered. the over pushed and the under lost, both in OT.
atlanta at CHARGERS -3 (3 nuts)
i'm still not buying the falcons as an elite team. the broncos handed them the ball 4 times (while they commited no turnovers of their own) yet only won by 6, at home. plus, it's rough going west after an east coast MNF game. the last time a team covered in this dynamic was 1998.
- falcons 27 chargers 3. -3 nuts.
the falcons are an elite team.
houston at BRONCOS +2 (2 nuts)
von miller and elvis dumervill provide the first big test for this texans o-line. also, peyton manning angry.
- texans 31 broncos 25. -2 nuts.
this marked the first time since peyton's rookie season that he didn't cover as a home dog. teasers covered though.. yay.
PATRIOTS +3 at baltimore (3 nuts)
speaking of angry. motivated pats team have been profitable in the brady/belichick era (21-11-1 ATS as underdog, 11-1 ATS as a dog coming off a loss). i'll take tom and bill with a week to adjust to the loss of aaron hernandez.
- patriots 30 ravens 31. +3 nuts.
replacement ref ineptitude was on full display in primetime but i'll take the result. the bet covered while torrey smith was raised up on angel's wings to lead his team to victory.
known associate week 3 results: 1-2. -2 nuts.
Not Your Type texted:
FALCONS +3 at san diego (3 nuts)
LIONS -3.5 at tennessee (3 nuts)
new england at RAVENS -3 (3 nuts)
2-1, +3 nuts
and Blue Whale texted:
atlanta at CHARGERS -3 (3 nuts)
Falcons 27 Chargers 3 I assumed that the Falcons would falter on the road. With the return of Ryan Mathews, I thought the the Chargers would have the final piece in the offense that would make them competent in the scoring game. It is clear that San Diego is missing a true stud wide reciever or tight end. (-3 nuts)
pittsburg at RAIDERS +3.5 (3 nuts)
Steelers 31 the Greatness 34 ballsy pick on my part. Too much action on Pittsburgh to not take the
Raiders. Kudos for McFadden for coming through, God Bless to DHB. (3 nuts)
eagles at cardinals UNDER 42 (3 nuts)
Eagles 6 Cardinals 27 the way the Cardinals defense has been performing at home, I thought that they were good enough to stop the Eagles putrid offense. In turn, I did not trust Kolb's arm and decision making to overcome any opponent. (3 nuts)
blue whale's week 3 results 3 nuts
record through week 2:
known associate. 3-3. no nuts.
Thursday, September 13, 2012
NFL Week 2 Picks
loving the early start for Thursday Night Football this year. more opportunities to be a degenerate.
known associate:
i got my ass handed to me in week 1 but can't stop, won't stop...
CHICAGO +5 at green bay (2 nuts)
i don't exactly love this play but, at this point, i'm not sure there are 3 plays i'll like more this week. here are my reasons (in no particular order):
- packers are overrated. apparently, the public still envisions this team as the juggernaut they were for most of the past 2 seasons but it's looking more and more like they've been exposed (past 5 games: 1 ATS win, 3 straight up losses). and it's looking like the formula is this: good pass rush + good run d out of base or nickel/dime packages + play secondary deep. niners executed this perfectly. bears have the personnel to do an adequate job. we'll see if mccarthy and rodgers finally adjust.
- greg jennings is banged up, possibly out.
- packers secondary made alex smith look like aaron rodgers and only had 3 days to fix their problems.
- without a pass rush, packers d is ordinary at best. 2012 first round draftee, and supposed pass rush specialist, nick perry hasn't shown up yet.
- pretty sure the rival bears have been prepping for this matchup all summer after getting swept by the pack last season.
fade or follow. bears team total over 23 might be a safer bet, if available.
this is jay cutler's wifey...
- da bears 10 pack 23. -2 nuts
can't stop, won't stop... losing. both o-lines played like crap but rodgers is rodgers and cutler is cutler. and the packers didn't need nick perry because clay matthews played like it was 2010. still, if the fake FG touchdown and/or brandon marshall drop in the endzone went the other way my actual bet (chi +6.5) might've covered. that's what i'm telling myself, at least. but this was a lay off game, at best. bleh.
2 more picks to follow...
shit, almost forgot.
BAL +3 at phi (2 nuts)
HOU -6.5 at jac (3 nuts)
don't feel too great about these.
- and both hit. +5 nuts.
known assoicate week 2: 2-1. +3 nuts.
billy rubin:
man, i'm glad i'm lazy and i didn't pick chicago as one of my three picks because i thought that was a no-brainer. turns out, you need to have no brain to trust jay cutler with your hard-earned greenbacks. this is a pretty tough week with a few marquee matchups that oddsmakers appear to be right on about and a bunch of garbage games where all types of ridiculousness might happen. that said, i gotta make three picks and here they are:
BAL +2.5 @ PHI (3 nuts): come on now, seriously? am i missing something here. philly has a good D, but they could barely muster enough points to beat the browns last week. i'm sure this is too good to be true, but, damn, ain't much else this week.
BAL @ PHI under 46.5 (3 nuts): umm, two good defenses and one mediocre, maybe crappy offense? i'll take that.
BAL 23 PHI 24. Hit on the Ravens and the points; loss on the under by half a point. No net nuts.
TEN +7 @ SD (2 nuts): yes, yes, banged up jake locker, titans on the road, blah, blah, blah. titans aren't awful and they're playing the chargers. this is about as good as it gets this week.
TEN 10 SD 38. Loss. Good lesson to re-learn every season: don't bet on a crappy offense to cover for you. -2 nuts
Week: 1-2 -2 nuts
Season: 2-4 -6 nuts
blue whale says:
dang Jay Cutler's breezie is a straight up mynx. No write ups with my picks today, I am shell shocked from the losses I took from Saturday's Collits Football Wagers. When they interviewed Matt Barkley after the loss by Stanford Cardinals, that man looked like he wanted to cry...I was and am that man.
Kansas City Chiefs at Buffalo Bills -3 ( 3 nuts)
Chiefs 17 Bills 35. a high scoring affair in which young spiller churned out another outstanding game in Fred Jackson'S steed. +3 nuts
Washington Redskins -3 at St Louis Rams (3 nuts)
Redskins 28 Rams 31 Greasy the Third could not pull enough tricks out of his repretoire to over come the home team. -3 nuts
New York Jets at Pittsburgh Steelers -5 (4 nuts)
Jets 10 Steelers 27 Steeltown needed this win for the home openner. +4 nuts
Josh McDaniels is garbage so is Pete Carroll but at least he gave Marshawn the rock. Cowboys and the Pats both came out flatter than Kate Middleton's exposed left and right breasts. The NFC West has become the premier divivion and the Seattle secondary has next to nil competition. When Russell Wilson took of his helmet to expose his good hair, two things ran across my mind: 1. Hindis across the globe finally can praise they have an American Football athlete to call their own and 2. Tubbs should stick to pastel suits and slip on shoes with no socks. We have a Schism in the NFL between Killer Cam and Greasy the Third. The hardest runner this Sunday was Dwyer...everybody else had the cupcake matchups.
blue whale's week 2 results 4 nuts
Not Your Type
Somewhere in the outer-space are my week 1 picks. Billy Rubin has proof that they exist. I swear.
Arizona @ New England -13.5 (2 nuts) - This match up is based on the handsomeness of QBs. I'm pretty sure that Tom Brady is 13.5 units better looking than Kevin Kolb.
Cleveland @ Cincinnati Under 39.5 (3 nuts) - Can the Bengals score all 39 points?
Washington -3.5 @ St. Louis (5 nuts) - RGIII will hurdle Rams players like there are foot-long turkey subs in the endzone en route to eating hella turkey and avocado and at least a 4 point victory.
0-3, -10 nuts
image via tylershields.com
known associate:
i got my ass handed to me in week 1 but can't stop, won't stop...
CHICAGO +5 at green bay (2 nuts)
i don't exactly love this play but, at this point, i'm not sure there are 3 plays i'll like more this week. here are my reasons (in no particular order):
- packers are overrated. apparently, the public still envisions this team as the juggernaut they were for most of the past 2 seasons but it's looking more and more like they've been exposed (past 5 games: 1 ATS win, 3 straight up losses). and it's looking like the formula is this: good pass rush + good run d out of base or nickel/dime packages + play secondary deep. niners executed this perfectly. bears have the personnel to do an adequate job. we'll see if mccarthy and rodgers finally adjust.
- greg jennings is banged up, possibly out.
- packers secondary made alex smith look like aaron rodgers and only had 3 days to fix their problems.
- without a pass rush, packers d is ordinary at best. 2012 first round draftee, and supposed pass rush specialist, nick perry hasn't shown up yet.
- pretty sure the rival bears have been prepping for this matchup all summer after getting swept by the pack last season.
fade or follow. bears team total over 23 might be a safer bet, if available.
this is jay cutler's wifey...
- da bears 10 pack 23. -2 nuts
can't stop, won't stop... losing. both o-lines played like crap but rodgers is rodgers and cutler is cutler. and the packers didn't need nick perry because clay matthews played like it was 2010. still, if the fake FG touchdown and/or brandon marshall drop in the endzone went the other way my actual bet (chi +6.5) might've covered. that's what i'm telling myself, at least. but this was a lay off game, at best. bleh.
2 more picks to follow...
shit, almost forgot.
BAL +3 at phi (2 nuts)
HOU -6.5 at jac (3 nuts)
don't feel too great about these.
- and both hit. +5 nuts.
known assoicate week 2: 2-1. +3 nuts.
billy rubin:
man, i'm glad i'm lazy and i didn't pick chicago as one of my three picks because i thought that was a no-brainer. turns out, you need to have no brain to trust jay cutler with your hard-earned greenbacks. this is a pretty tough week with a few marquee matchups that oddsmakers appear to be right on about and a bunch of garbage games where all types of ridiculousness might happen. that said, i gotta make three picks and here they are:
BAL +2.5 @ PHI (3 nuts): come on now, seriously? am i missing something here. philly has a good D, but they could barely muster enough points to beat the browns last week. i'm sure this is too good to be true, but, damn, ain't much else this week.
BAL @ PHI under 46.5 (3 nuts): umm, two good defenses and one mediocre, maybe crappy offense? i'll take that.
BAL 23 PHI 24. Hit on the Ravens and the points; loss on the under by half a point. No net nuts.
TEN +7 @ SD (2 nuts): yes, yes, banged up jake locker, titans on the road, blah, blah, blah. titans aren't awful and they're playing the chargers. this is about as good as it gets this week.
TEN 10 SD 38. Loss. Good lesson to re-learn every season: don't bet on a crappy offense to cover for you. -2 nuts
Week: 1-2 -2 nuts
Season: 2-4 -6 nuts
blue whale says:
dang Jay Cutler's breezie is a straight up mynx. No write ups with my picks today, I am shell shocked from the losses I took from Saturday's Collits Football Wagers. When they interviewed Matt Barkley after the loss by Stanford Cardinals, that man looked like he wanted to cry...I was and am that man.
Kansas City Chiefs at Buffalo Bills -3 ( 3 nuts)
Chiefs 17 Bills 35. a high scoring affair in which young spiller churned out another outstanding game in Fred Jackson'S steed. +3 nuts
Washington Redskins -3 at St Louis Rams (3 nuts)
Redskins 28 Rams 31 Greasy the Third could not pull enough tricks out of his repretoire to over come the home team. -3 nuts
New York Jets at Pittsburgh Steelers -5 (4 nuts)
Jets 10 Steelers 27 Steeltown needed this win for the home openner. +4 nuts
Josh McDaniels is garbage so is Pete Carroll but at least he gave Marshawn the rock. Cowboys and the Pats both came out flatter than Kate Middleton's exposed left and right breasts. The NFC West has become the premier divivion and the Seattle secondary has next to nil competition. When Russell Wilson took of his helmet to expose his good hair, two things ran across my mind: 1. Hindis across the globe finally can praise they have an American Football athlete to call their own and 2. Tubbs should stick to pastel suits and slip on shoes with no socks. We have a Schism in the NFL between Killer Cam and Greasy the Third. The hardest runner this Sunday was Dwyer...everybody else had the cupcake matchups.
blue whale's week 2 results 4 nuts
Not Your Type
Somewhere in the outer-space are my week 1 picks. Billy Rubin has proof that they exist. I swear.
Arizona @ New England -13.5 (2 nuts) - This match up is based on the handsomeness of QBs. I'm pretty sure that Tom Brady is 13.5 units better looking than Kevin Kolb.
Cleveland @ Cincinnati Under 39.5 (3 nuts) - Can the Bengals score all 39 points?
Washington -3.5 @ St. Louis (5 nuts) - RGIII will hurdle Rams players like there are foot-long turkey subs in the endzone en route to eating hella turkey and avocado and at least a 4 point victory.
0-3, -10 nuts
image via tylershields.com
Saturday, September 8, 2012
NFL Week 1 Picks
Are you ready for some borderline racism???
The NFL is back and Barack Obama is a Muslim who hates farming. What more is there to say?
Here are our picks for Week 1:
billy rubin:
PHI @ CLE under 43 (2 nuts): Cleveland's football team is clearly named after Leroy Brown, because they are bad, bad, baddest team in the whole NFL perhaps. For what it's worth, which is probably nothing, this pick was almost over 47 in CAR @ TB.
NO -8 vs. WAS (3 nuts): Redskins will win the battle of face grease and having players that look like Three Stacks, but the Saints will win the battle of scoring a lot more points than your opponent.
DET -8.5 vs. STL (3 nuts): Pretty sure lions kill rams in the wilderness and even if that's not the case, it will be on the gridiron on Sunday.
known associate:
mia at HOU -12.5 (3 nuts)
- dolphins 10 texans 30. +3 nuts. ea$y.
stl at DET -8.5 (3 nuts)
- rams 23 lions 27. -3 nuts. stafford threw 2 red zone interceptions and another pick-6. that's at least a 13 point swing right there. bad beat. fisher is still a good coach though.
- sf at GB -4.5 (3 nuts)
niners 30 packers 22. -3 nuts. go niners! i'll never bet against jim harbaugh in week 1 again.
Blue Whale sayin late:
ALL MNF PICKS
NATI +6.5 at Balt
these games always play close to the vest. And i might be crazy but Baltimore is a declining team especially in the secondary. AJ green and rook Mohammed Sanu are going to run crazy all over that field. I'm keeping my eye on baltimore rookies Tommy Streater from the U and Courtney Upshaw from the tide both have potential to contribute on their respective postions of the ball. ( 2 nuts)
i didnt account for the inept football security of young Dalton who fumbled the ball and over threw a pass for a pick six. Also there was a terrible call on a boldin reception that should have been ruled an incompletion because he clearly did not have possession of the football as it touched the grass when he landed in the end zone. Ravens looked scary good. -2 nuts
Diego at -1 The Town
i am going with the hometeam in this matchup and San Diego always starts the season on a slow and sour note. I love the Raiders Recievers, these boys have Hort (that's gangsterism for 'heart') plus its an extra added bonus that they drafted Juron Criner who was unhearalded coming out of the sun devils. I expect DMC to have a good game and a good year. (4 nuts) this was a garbage game that had no discipline of both teams on both sides of the ball. I fooled my self thinking that Raiders were the better of the team. - 4 nuts
Diego at The Town over 47.0
my fingers hurt (3 nuts) -3 nuts
but....from what i've seen on sunday: Panther's fadeable newton is exposed. pete carroll is on some bullshit and he needs to invest in superglue for his recievers. julio jones is the blue notes to matt ryan's Harold Melvin. The Saints needed Vilma on D harder than a hog needs slop (nothing to take away from Greasy the Third). Niners are the reason why Nortenos world wide are banging harder this season. and peyton Manning's multiple neck surgeries were a cover up to turn that dude into the quarterback version of Robocop, i mean he did all that without even grinning. word to Andre Ward.. more after monday night my good people.
2012 records through week 1:
known associate: 1-2. -3 nuts.
billy rubin. 1-2. -4 nuts.
Blue Whale: 0-3. -9 nuts.
ouch.
The NFL is back and Barack Obama is a Muslim who hates farming. What more is there to say?
Here are our picks for Week 1:
billy rubin:
PHI @ CLE under 43 (2 nuts): Cleveland's football team is clearly named after Leroy Brown, because they are bad, bad, baddest team in the whole NFL perhaps. For what it's worth, which is probably nothing, this pick was almost over 47 in CAR @ TB.
NO -8 vs. WAS (3 nuts): Redskins will win the battle of face grease and having players that look like Three Stacks, but the Saints will win the battle of scoring a lot more points than your opponent.
DET -8.5 vs. STL (3 nuts): Pretty sure lions kill rams in the wilderness and even if that's not the case, it will be on the gridiron on Sunday.
known associate:
mia at HOU -12.5 (3 nuts)
- dolphins 10 texans 30. +3 nuts. ea$y.
stl at DET -8.5 (3 nuts)
- rams 23 lions 27. -3 nuts. stafford threw 2 red zone interceptions and another pick-6. that's at least a 13 point swing right there. bad beat. fisher is still a good coach though.
- sf at GB -4.5 (3 nuts)
niners 30 packers 22. -3 nuts. go niners! i'll never bet against jim harbaugh in week 1 again.
Blue Whale sayin late:
ALL MNF PICKS
NATI +6.5 at Balt
these games always play close to the vest. And i might be crazy but Baltimore is a declining team especially in the secondary. AJ green and rook Mohammed Sanu are going to run crazy all over that field. I'm keeping my eye on baltimore rookies Tommy Streater from the U and Courtney Upshaw from the tide both have potential to contribute on their respective postions of the ball. ( 2 nuts)
i didnt account for the inept football security of young Dalton who fumbled the ball and over threw a pass for a pick six. Also there was a terrible call on a boldin reception that should have been ruled an incompletion because he clearly did not have possession of the football as it touched the grass when he landed in the end zone. Ravens looked scary good. -2 nuts
Diego at -1 The Town
i am going with the hometeam in this matchup and San Diego always starts the season on a slow and sour note. I love the Raiders Recievers, these boys have Hort (that's gangsterism for 'heart') plus its an extra added bonus that they drafted Juron Criner who was unhearalded coming out of the sun devils. I expect DMC to have a good game and a good year. (4 nuts) this was a garbage game that had no discipline of both teams on both sides of the ball. I fooled my self thinking that Raiders were the better of the team. - 4 nuts
Diego at The Town over 47.0
my fingers hurt (3 nuts) -3 nuts
but....from what i've seen on sunday: Panther's fadeable newton is exposed. pete carroll is on some bullshit and he needs to invest in superglue for his recievers. julio jones is the blue notes to matt ryan's Harold Melvin. The Saints needed Vilma on D harder than a hog needs slop (nothing to take away from Greasy the Third). Niners are the reason why Nortenos world wide are banging harder this season. and peyton Manning's multiple neck surgeries were a cover up to turn that dude into the quarterback version of Robocop, i mean he did all that without even grinning. word to Andre Ward.. more after monday night my good people.
2012 records through week 1:
known associate: 1-2. -3 nuts.
billy rubin. 1-2. -4 nuts.
Blue Whale: 0-3. -9 nuts.
ouch.
Thursday, November 3, 2011
NFL Week 9
billy rubin:
i want to lock in a couple picks early, so here we go.
saints -8 vs bucs (4 nuts): brees' performance against tampa earlier in the season was an aberration. the saints are far superior to the bucs and the bucs are especially poor on the road. saints will win by two TDs or so.
- saints 27 bucs 16. this one got a little scary at the end as the saints coasted in the second half, but they held on for the cover. + 4 nuts.
niners -3.5 @ redskins (4 nuts): the niners head east for an early game, which is a concern, but this is another case where one team clearly outclasses the other. the skins' defense is quite good, which could pose problems for the niners, but the niners' d is even gooder and the skins' offense is so ungood, that this won't be a contest. niners should win by double digits.
- niners 19 skins 11. elite defense and mediocre offense triumphed over decent defense and horrid offense - hooray! + 4 nuts.
i want to lock in a couple picks early, so here we go.
saints -8 vs bucs (4 nuts): brees' performance against tampa earlier in the season was an aberration. the saints are far superior to the bucs and the bucs are especially poor on the road. saints will win by two TDs or so.
- saints 27 bucs 16. this one got a little scary at the end as the saints coasted in the second half, but they held on for the cover. + 4 nuts.
niners -3.5 @ redskins (4 nuts): the niners head east for an early game, which is a concern, but this is another case where one team clearly outclasses the other. the skins' defense is quite good, which could pose problems for the niners, but the niners' d is even gooder and the skins' offense is so ungood, that this won't be a contest. niners should win by double digits.
- niners 19 skins 11. elite defense and mediocre offense triumphed over decent defense and horrid offense - hooray! + 4 nuts.
third pick coming at some future point. leaning buffalo, cincy and arizona right now.
bengals +2.5 @ titans (2 nuts): bengals' d is pretty solid. titans' offense has been struggling lately. cincy offense can put together some points. i think cincy should win this straight up like mrs. emilio estevez.
- bengals 24 titans 17. niners and bengals in the super bowl again? maybe just the super bowl of covering machines. + 2 nuts.
- bengals 24 titans 17. niners and bengals in the super bowl again? maybe just the super bowl of covering machines. + 2 nuts.
- billy rubin week 9 results: 3-0 + 10 nuts. and we're back!
blue whale:
Miami Dolphins +4 at Kansas City Chiefs
miami is 13th in the league defending the run and the chiefs are 9th in the league in running offense. Don't let that run offense ranking fool you, the air attack is so terrible they have no choice but to run. The only real threat seems to Dexter McCluster. Cassel is gonna have to beat Miami with his arm and I don't trust his arm. 3 nuts
Miami 31 Kansas City 3 it was written in the scrolls of Skellus- the old Wizard from Conan Destroyer +3
Denver Broncos +7.5 at The City Of Dope
Raiders are missing two key offensive elements that made them very potent. Mcfadden and Campbell. McFadden for obvious reasons the man is big play and can flat out run making defenders miss. Campbell was key because of his mobility and his knack for prolonging the play. His legs too made defenders miss and also gave his weapons time to get open. Now with Carson Palmer, who is a statue in the pocket, he will be sack target number one. 2 nuts
Denver 38 Oakland 24 besides the St Louis Rams, i think that the Raiders have a very underrated stable of wide recievers. Moore, Heyward Bey, Ford and Murphy. They shouldn't have let go of Higgins, now Housh is the odd man in. Raiders also have a very underrated O-line. If Taiwan Jones started he should go. Its obvious that Denver has alot of talent on that team, but their performance is construed because of the mishap opportunities Oakland ill afforded in this match up. +3 nuts
NYGz +9 at New England Patriots
Hate to say it but little Manning is playing at an elite level and the pats secondary is crap. New York's defense can provide the four man rush to keep Brady out of the pocket. Maybe not stop him but slow him down. The pats defensive saving grace is that they are good at defending the run and Bradshaw is playing with a broken bone is his foot. Pats will win this one but Giants keep it close. 5 nuts..also like the over.
New York G 24 New England 20 G-MEN are definitely sound on both sides of the ball. They are taking the NFC east, i can't see it go any oher way. Even with the slew of injuries in the secondary they experienced in the preseason, it seems that the schemes are solid as long as they have adequate talent in the right places. New england should definitely go off next week. +3
Teams with value are 415 niners, Nati, GB, and Browns (fade) and Indy (fade).
Next week Bears Bills Dolphins Pats Seahawks. this is also the week Chargers cover a game
Not Your Type
MIA @ KC -4 (2 nuts)
KC has a masterpiece while Miami gets put in a vice.
Turns out Crocket & Tubbs turned the Chiefs into BBQ sauce. (-2 nuts)
CIN +2.5 @ TEN (2 nuts)
You know which new show I like? Grimm.
You know how many nuts I got for this game? +2 nuts.
GB -5.5 @ SD (4 nuts)
The Packers will pack the box score with statistical meat. The Chargers will feel violated. Time to call the SVU.
This game was packed with offense. Aaron Rodgers was all, "Your momma smells like when I pee after I eat asparagus because I just golden showered her because she is dumb and ugly and walks with a limp and gave birth to you through her butt-hole and you throw three interceptions." And Philip Rivers was like, " Well, you are a dootie head." (+4 nuts)
known associate:
CIN +2.5 at ten (3 nuts)
GB -5.5 at sd (3 nuts)
bal at PIT -3 (3 nuts)
MIA @ KC -4 (2 nuts)
KC has a masterpiece while Miami gets put in a vice.
Turns out Crocket & Tubbs turned the Chiefs into BBQ sauce. (-2 nuts)
CIN +2.5 @ TEN (2 nuts)
You know which new show I like? Grimm.
You know how many nuts I got for this game? +2 nuts.
GB -5.5 @ SD (4 nuts)
The Packers will pack the box score with statistical meat. The Chargers will feel violated. Time to call the SVU.
This game was packed with offense. Aaron Rodgers was all, "Your momma smells like when I pee after I eat asparagus because I just golden showered her because she is dumb and ugly and walks with a limp and gave birth to you through her butt-hole and you throw three interceptions." And Philip Rivers was like, " Well, you are a dootie head." (+4 nuts)
known associate:
CIN +2.5 at ten (3 nuts)
GB -5.5 at sd (3 nuts)
bal at PIT -3 (3 nuts)
Sunday, October 30, 2011
NFL Week 8
known associate:
cardinals at RAVENS -11 (3 nuts)
COWBOYS +3 at eagles (2 nuts)
PATRIOTS -3 at steelers (4 nuts)
- known associate week 8 results: 0-3. -9 nuts. ravens might've covered if they showed up for the first half. cowboys and patriots were bad bets. i'm on a roll, people!
billy rubin:
i don't have any fancy pictures...
DET -3 @ DEN (2 nuts): detroit burned me last week, but they're a better team than denver and denver shouldn't be able to exploit their weak run D like the niners and falcons did. i just hope tebow's christian god doesn't grant him this victory.
- lions 45 broncos 10. where's your god now, tebow? +2 nuts
PIT +3 vs. NE (2 nuts): yes, i'm crazy. betting against tom brady's handsomeness is probably a mortal sin. hopefully tebow forgives my sins.
- steelers 25 patriots 17. when good looks don't work, sometimes you just have to resort to rape. +2 nuts
DAL + 3 @ PHI (3 nuts): i think dallas is going to win this game, so i'll gladly take the points.
- cowboys 7 eagles 34. like ka said, this was a bad bet. hey, nobody's perfect. -3 nuts.
i also expect the niners and saints to cover, but those are pretty big spreads so they didn't make the cut for this blog's purposes. i have a feeling miami will cover too, but i'm not ballsy enough to put any nuts on it, but i will wager one labia on miami +9.5.
- bill rubin week 8 results: 2-1 +1 nut (and +1 labia)
Not Your Type
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CIN -1.5 @ SEA (3 nuts)
BUF -4 @ WAS (2 nuts)
NE @ PIT over 52.5 (3 nuts)
blue whale:
Dallas Cowgirls at PHILADELPHIA IGGLES -3 3 nuts
What drawn me to this side pick was not the performance or defensive level of each side or who came off a bye week or which coach was running his mouth. What drawn me was that my book offered a plus value of 110 to the +3 points on the side of the boys at first glance. I am accustomed to a negative value on both sides of the wager, dog or favored. In most instances the dog points will offer a greater negative value. This was used as a marketing ploy to lure money to the dog side bet, as this wager was a better opportunity than the Cowboys Moneyline bet. Cowboys value adjusted from +110 to +105 to -110 right before kick off. +3
and the total 48.5 over 3 nuts
now I didn't account for the dallas cowboys to not show up at this game they were good for at least 17-21 points on the road. -3
San Diego Chargers at Kansas City Chiefs -3 3 nuts
injuries have really molassessed the supposedly high powered offense. I also read somewhere that Philip River's arm strength is slowly diminishing and is also lacking confidence without his prime weapon in Antonio Gates. Hopefully the bye week has settled these issues but the new CBA imposed on teams a mandatory 4 day rest period in which there is no conditioning or practicing. Maybe the San Diego Chargers will come into Arrowhead a bit tighter than the Chiefs who have their 3 past games. Both teams are primed to explode offensively, my money is on the Cheifs at home.
happy halloween frakes my daughter is a pirate
It isn't like loosing money is not worse on this game, but i really dislike pushing. The NFL is all of sudden been consistent in throwing the dice up on some real crap matchups on Monday Night Football. There was too much talent on both teams to produce a real high scoring matchup. Once again it was very lack luster, even the outcome of the overtime was like playboy magazine titty. No No No Not a field goal, I was expecting a hail mary pass or a screen pass to McCluster and he would take it to the house. That boy was catching fire. It would be fresh if the NFL adopted the college rule of the overtime game. Something is wrong with River's psycology. It must be the amalgamation of all those concussions and the fact he has six kids. The NFL is entering a new era and Rivers knows that he can be replaced just like that, although it is a longshot for that too happen. San Diego should be thinking about drafting Landry Jones in 2012. Would you draft Keenum or RG3? Those studs are like 5 or 6 year seniors. Isn't that considered "old" by NFL draft standards? FINALLY live.love.a$ap was released and it really was hyped up. In Tuscaloosa LSU at BAMA. Next Week off the bizzzaaatt....bills, pats (should be pissed), dolphins, ninas (NFL's Stanford) , steeltown (no let down), zona (st louis blew their load and on the road) and green bay bay bay.
records through week 7 (and week 7):
Billy Rubin: 10-10-1. +3 nuts. (0-3. -7 nuts)
Not Your Type: 9-12. +1 nut (2-1. +3 nuts)
Blue Whale: 8-8-2. -4 nuts (1-1-1. -1 nut)
known associate: 9-12. -7 nuts. (0-3. -10 nuts)
cardinals at RAVENS -11 (3 nuts)
COWBOYS +3 at eagles (2 nuts)
PATRIOTS -3 at steelers (4 nuts)
- known associate week 8 results: 0-3. -9 nuts. ravens might've covered if they showed up for the first half. cowboys and patriots were bad bets. i'm on a roll, people!
billy rubin:
i don't have any fancy pictures...
DET -3 @ DEN (2 nuts): detroit burned me last week, but they're a better team than denver and denver shouldn't be able to exploit their weak run D like the niners and falcons did. i just hope tebow's christian god doesn't grant him this victory.
- lions 45 broncos 10. where's your god now, tebow? +2 nuts
PIT +3 vs. NE (2 nuts): yes, i'm crazy. betting against tom brady's handsomeness is probably a mortal sin. hopefully tebow forgives my sins.
- steelers 25 patriots 17. when good looks don't work, sometimes you just have to resort to rape. +2 nuts
DAL + 3 @ PHI (3 nuts): i think dallas is going to win this game, so i'll gladly take the points.
- cowboys 7 eagles 34. like ka said, this was a bad bet. hey, nobody's perfect. -3 nuts.
i also expect the niners and saints to cover, but those are pretty big spreads so they didn't make the cut for this blog's purposes. i have a feeling miami will cover too, but i'm not ballsy enough to put any nuts on it, but i will wager one labia on miami +9.5.
- bill rubin week 8 results: 2-1 +1 nut (and +1 labia)
Not Your Type
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CIN -1.5 @ SEA (3 nuts)
BUF -4 @ WAS (2 nuts)
NE @ PIT over 52.5 (3 nuts)
blue whale:
Dallas Cowgirls at PHILADELPHIA IGGLES -3 3 nuts
What drawn me to this side pick was not the performance or defensive level of each side or who came off a bye week or which coach was running his mouth. What drawn me was that my book offered a plus value of 110 to the +3 points on the side of the boys at first glance. I am accustomed to a negative value on both sides of the wager, dog or favored. In most instances the dog points will offer a greater negative value. This was used as a marketing ploy to lure money to the dog side bet, as this wager was a better opportunity than the Cowboys Moneyline bet. Cowboys value adjusted from +110 to +105 to -110 right before kick off. +3
and the total 48.5 over 3 nuts
now I didn't account for the dallas cowboys to not show up at this game they were good for at least 17-21 points on the road. -3
San Diego Chargers at Kansas City Chiefs -3 3 nuts
injuries have really molassessed the supposedly high powered offense. I also read somewhere that Philip River's arm strength is slowly diminishing and is also lacking confidence without his prime weapon in Antonio Gates. Hopefully the bye week has settled these issues but the new CBA imposed on teams a mandatory 4 day rest period in which there is no conditioning or practicing. Maybe the San Diego Chargers will come into Arrowhead a bit tighter than the Chiefs who have their 3 past games. Both teams are primed to explode offensively, my money is on the Cheifs at home.
happy halloween frakes my daughter is a pirate
It isn't like loosing money is not worse on this game, but i really dislike pushing. The NFL is all of sudden been consistent in throwing the dice up on some real crap matchups on Monday Night Football. There was too much talent on both teams to produce a real high scoring matchup. Once again it was very lack luster, even the outcome of the overtime was like playboy magazine titty. No No No Not a field goal, I was expecting a hail mary pass or a screen pass to McCluster and he would take it to the house. That boy was catching fire. It would be fresh if the NFL adopted the college rule of the overtime game. Something is wrong with River's psycology. It must be the amalgamation of all those concussions and the fact he has six kids. The NFL is entering a new era and Rivers knows that he can be replaced just like that, although it is a longshot for that too happen. San Diego should be thinking about drafting Landry Jones in 2012. Would you draft Keenum or RG3? Those studs are like 5 or 6 year seniors. Isn't that considered "old" by NFL draft standards? FINALLY live.love.a$ap was released and it really was hyped up. In Tuscaloosa LSU at BAMA. Next Week off the bizzzaaatt....bills, pats (should be pissed), dolphins, ninas (NFL's Stanford) , steeltown (no let down), zona (st louis blew their load and on the road) and green bay bay bay.
records through week 7 (and week 7):
Billy Rubin: 10-10-1. +3 nuts. (0-3. -7 nuts)
Not Your Type: 9-12. +1 nut (2-1. +3 nuts)
Blue Whale: 8-8-2. -4 nuts (1-1-1. -1 nut)
known associate: 9-12. -7 nuts. (0-3. -10 nuts)
Friday, October 21, 2011
NFL Weak 7
billy rubin:
that's not a typo in the title, this week is weak! so i'm gonna lock my picks in early and not worry much about it.
redskins +2.5 @ panthers (2 nuts): cam newton's early season magic is wearing off. the skins have a solid defense. john beck can't be any worse than rex grossman. the skins should win this game straight up.
- redskins 20 panthers 33. so much for that redskins D, eh? -2 nuts
lions -3.5 vs. falcons (2 nuts): the lions lost to the niners and should come out guns a-blazin' on sunday. the falcons passing attack has not been good this year and the lions pass rush won't help the birds get on track this week. detroit's susceptible to the run, as proven by the niners last week, but the falcons' running game isn't exactly elite, although they did rush for 166 yards in week 6.
- lions 16 falcons 23. so much for that detroit D, eh? -2 nuts
ravens -8 @ jaguars (3 nuts): this line keeps going down and i don't know why. the ravens are a pretty solid defense, particularly against the run, going against a very one-dimensional offense, with the one dimension being the run. this one shouldn't be close at all.
-ravens 7 jaguars 12. so much for that ravens D, eh? -3 nuts
- billy rubin week 7 results: 0-3 -7 nuts.
Not Your Type
KC @ OAK -3.5 (3 nuts)
CHI -1 @ TB (3 nuts)
SD @ NYJ -1 (3 nuts)
known associate:
SD +1 at nyj (3 nuts)
sanchez is favored over rivers?
- chargers 21 jets 27. rex ryan was rightly favored over norv turner. -3 nuts.
GB -9.5 at min (2 nuts)
the vikes rookie qb may end up being an upgrade over mcnabb but only the packers can keep the packers from covering.
- packers 33 vikings 27. ponder kept the packers from covering. -2 nuts.
BAL -9 at jax (5 nuts)
what billy rubin said.
- ravens 7 jaguars 12. wtf? -5 nuts.
also like the steelers and the overs in carolina and london.
- known associate weak 7 results: 0-3 -10 nuts. fade away folks.
former ravens cheerleader, current clooney cumdumpster.
redskins +2.5 @ panthers (2 nuts): cam newton's early season magic is wearing off. the skins have a solid defense. john beck can't be any worse than rex grossman. the skins should win this game straight up.
- redskins 20 panthers 33. so much for that redskins D, eh? -2 nuts
lions -3.5 vs. falcons (2 nuts): the lions lost to the niners and should come out guns a-blazin' on sunday. the falcons passing attack has not been good this year and the lions pass rush won't help the birds get on track this week. detroit's susceptible to the run, as proven by the niners last week, but the falcons' running game isn't exactly elite, although they did rush for 166 yards in week 6.
- lions 16 falcons 23. so much for that detroit D, eh? -2 nuts
ravens -8 @ jaguars (3 nuts): this line keeps going down and i don't know why. the ravens are a pretty solid defense, particularly against the run, going against a very one-dimensional offense, with the one dimension being the run. this one shouldn't be close at all.
-ravens 7 jaguars 12. so much for that ravens D, eh? -3 nuts
- billy rubin week 7 results: 0-3 -7 nuts.
Not Your Type
KC @ OAK -3.5 (3 nuts)
CHI -1 @ TB (3 nuts)
SD @ NYJ -1 (3 nuts)
known associate:
SD +1 at nyj (3 nuts)
sanchez is favored over rivers?
- chargers 21 jets 27. rex ryan was rightly favored over norv turner. -3 nuts.
GB -9.5 at min (2 nuts)
the vikes rookie qb may end up being an upgrade over mcnabb but only the packers can keep the packers from covering.
- packers 33 vikings 27. ponder kept the packers from covering. -2 nuts.
BAL -9 at jax (5 nuts)
what billy rubin said.
- ravens 7 jaguars 12. wtf? -5 nuts.
also like the steelers and the overs in carolina and london.
- known associate weak 7 results: 0-3 -10 nuts. fade away folks.
former ravens cheerleader, current clooney cumdumpster.
blue whale:
The Three B's
Chicago Bears -1.5 at Tampa Bay Buccaneers in London Wembley Stadium 3 nuts
Chi 24 Bucs 18..too easy drill sergeant. Bears needed this win going into the bye week. Forte is too fresh. The bears are should cover or win straight up from here on out solely because of him.. +3 nuts
The Bolts 1 at New York Jets 4 nuts
Bolts 21 Gang Green 27. i don't know what happened in this game. All I know is Plax fuck shit up when up shit is vacant -4 nuts
Seattle SeaHawks at Cleveland Browns -3 3 nuts
Hawks 3 Browns 6. Alot of people in wasted their time, money and gas on this Sunday. In Cleveland. I think the only reason why people in Cleveland buy Browns Jerseys are because the team colors are nice. How about that one true fan who traveled from Seattle to Cleveland? I really hope the Niners drop 56 points on the Browns like its a college game. ahhh push it
looking ahead already...niners, black and yellow, balt and nygzzz. Why is Stanford 9 point favorites over USC? Is the line indicating that this is the first sound defense that Stanford's offense is going against? Or is it due to the fact the USC soundly beat Notre Dame on the road? Nonetheless Stanford is gonna handle biz dot com
just finished watching Beats, Rhymes & Life:The Travels of a Tribe Called Quest. loved it. notstalgic. made my head nod. Somewhere Micah 9 fumes.
records through week 6 (and previous week):
Billy Rubin: 10-7-1. +10 nuts. (1-2. -4 nuts)
known associate: 9-9. +3 nuts. (1-2. 0 nuts)
Not Your Type: 7-11. -2 nuts (2-1. +8 nuts)
Blue Whale: 7-7-1. -3 nuts (no plays)
Billy Rubin: 10-7-1. +10 nuts. (1-2. -4 nuts)
known associate: 9-9. +3 nuts. (1-2. 0 nuts)
Not Your Type: 7-11. -2 nuts (2-1. +8 nuts)
Blue Whale: 7-7-1. -3 nuts (no plays)
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
NFL 2011 Week 4
picks to come in the next few days. in the meantime, here's a short video.
known associate:
initial leans... saints, vikings, giants, pats and the sunday night over
picks...
MIN -2 at kc. 4 nuts.
this line is soft because both teams are winless and the chiefs kept it close against an overrated chargers team last week. meanwhile, vikes DT kevin williams returned from suspension and proved he's still an elite talent, further bolstering a line that includes all-pro jared allen and emerging brian robison at DE. minnesota has outscored opponents 54-7 in first halves. this will be the week they stop fuckin around and ride their horse All Day to close out the game.. while the chiefs continue to give andrew luck a reason to return for his senior season on the farm.
- chiefs 22 vikings 17. note to self: don't go big on questionable teams, on the road. -4 nuts.
NO -7 at jax. 4 nuts.
i'll take drew brees and blitz-happy gregg williams to cover against rookie blaine gabbert and the jags lackluster passrush.
- saints 23 jaguars 10. saints left some points on the board. +4 nuts.
den at GB -11.5. 1 nut.
also, small plays on detroit, carolina and probably the overs in oakland and baltimore.
- packers 49 broncos 23. +1 nut.
known associate week 4: 2-1. +1 nut.
blue whale:
leaning towards bills, lions, pats/raiders over..ride the hot hand
NFL has not been kind to me, I have better success with college football. Note that i think that this week's board is straight crap. I am on a loosing streak so my picks are fade material.
San Francisco Ninas at Philadelphia Iggles -9.5 Niners on the road for the second straight week as their stout run defense faces a rumored prolific offense in the Eagles. Niners haven't allowed a 100 yd rusher in the past three games and the unheralded Lesean McCoy has rushed for more than 120 yds in two games this season. Smith will have trouble throwing the ball to his recievers but the ground attack should be able to shred up that eagles run defense. Vick should be able to score through the air as well. Eagles by 2 tds, for three nuts. fade me.
final score NINAS 24 Iggles 23. told you
Atlanta Falcons at Seattle Seahacks +5 the only thing that I got going for this game is that CenturyLink Field is very loud and a tough place to play for opposing teams. That and 94% of the public is on Atlanta. I mean why would you bet against Matt Ryan when you have Tavaris Jackson. Or Roddy, Julio and Tony when you have one Dude named Sidney. I know Turner lost a step but would you put your money on Marshawn Lynch? That goon from the Town who brushed off the entire saints Defense during that incomparable 67 yard td run during the playoffs. three nuts. fade this too
final score DirtyBirds 30 Seahacks 28. i got lucky
last but not least Denver Broncos +12 at Green Bay Packers Kyle Orton is one of the most unreliable QBs in this league. But During his days as a Chicago Bear, Matt Forte campaigned strong for rookie of the year consideration, tight end Greg Olson caught 8 tds. As a Bronco QB Brandon Marshall caught double digit TDS and had over 1000 YDS receiving. Even Brandon Lloyd metamorphasized from broke dick to big cock under Orton as a signal caller. New England D gives up the most points and the Green Bay comes second. Green Bay is gonna win this game for sure but not by 12. I dont know errr 4 nuts. like totally fadable
final score Broncos 23 FudgePackers 49. fade.
billy rubin:
my strongest leans right now are minnesota, lions, saints and skins. also kinda feeling niners, titans, texas, raiders and ravens, but to a much lesser extent than those first four.
and here are my picks:
MIN -3 @ KC (4 nuts): that's what i get for posting after known associate. i'm not worried about the extra point though, i think minny should win by at least a TD for the simple fact that vikings running game > chiefs running game.
-KC 22 MIN 17. i don't think betting on games involving AFC west teams is all that smart. -4 nuts.
NOS -7 @ JAC (4 nuts): i guess these two games must be locks if known associate and i agree, huh? brees vs. gabbert, you make the call.
-NOS 23 JAC 10. lower scoring and a little closer than i thought, but good enough for me. +4 nuts.
DET +2.5 @ DAL (2 nuts): i've got detroit winning this game straight up and tony romo possibly being murdered by suh. seriously though, detroit shouldn't have a problem passing on dallas and the lions' defense should be enough to keep the battered cowboys in check. for what it's worth, i still feel pretty strongly about washington -3 at st. louis.
-DET 34 DAL 30. thank you, tony romo and jason garrett. +2 nuts.
billy rubin week 4: 2-1, +2 nuts
Not Your Type
NYG -1 @ ARI (2 nuts): Eli Manning will look constipated while defeating the Cardinals. What? He always looks like that?
NYJ @ BAL -4 (5 nuts): Run.
BUF @ CIN over 43.5 (3 nuts) Throw.
records through week 3:
Billy Rubin: 5-3-1. +6 nuts.
known associate: 4-5. -2 nuts
Blue Whale: 4-4-1. -3 nuts
Not Your Type: 3-6. -7 nuts
known associate:
initial leans... saints, vikings, giants, pats and the sunday night over
picks...
MIN -2 at kc. 4 nuts.
this line is soft because both teams are winless and the chiefs kept it close against an overrated chargers team last week. meanwhile, vikes DT kevin williams returned from suspension and proved he's still an elite talent, further bolstering a line that includes all-pro jared allen and emerging brian robison at DE. minnesota has outscored opponents 54-7 in first halves. this will be the week they stop fuckin around and ride their horse All Day to close out the game.. while the chiefs continue to give andrew luck a reason to return for his senior season on the farm.
- chiefs 22 vikings 17. note to self: don't go big on questionable teams, on the road. -4 nuts.
NO -7 at jax. 4 nuts.
i'll take drew brees and blitz-happy gregg williams to cover against rookie blaine gabbert and the jags lackluster passrush.
- saints 23 jaguars 10. saints left some points on the board. +4 nuts.
den at GB -11.5. 1 nut.
also, small plays on detroit, carolina and probably the overs in oakland and baltimore.
- packers 49 broncos 23. +1 nut.
known associate week 4: 2-1. +1 nut.
blue whale:
leaning towards bills, lions, pats/raiders over..ride the hot hand
NFL has not been kind to me, I have better success with college football. Note that i think that this week's board is straight crap. I am on a loosing streak so my picks are fade material.
San Francisco Ninas at Philadelphia Iggles -9.5 Niners on the road for the second straight week as their stout run defense faces a rumored prolific offense in the Eagles. Niners haven't allowed a 100 yd rusher in the past three games and the unheralded Lesean McCoy has rushed for more than 120 yds in two games this season. Smith will have trouble throwing the ball to his recievers but the ground attack should be able to shred up that eagles run defense. Vick should be able to score through the air as well. Eagles by 2 tds, for three nuts. fade me.
final score NINAS 24 Iggles 23. told you
Atlanta Falcons at Seattle Seahacks +5 the only thing that I got going for this game is that CenturyLink Field is very loud and a tough place to play for opposing teams. That and 94% of the public is on Atlanta. I mean why would you bet against Matt Ryan when you have Tavaris Jackson. Or Roddy, Julio and Tony when you have one Dude named Sidney. I know Turner lost a step but would you put your money on Marshawn Lynch? That goon from the Town who brushed off the entire saints Defense during that incomparable 67 yard td run during the playoffs. three nuts. fade this too
final score DirtyBirds 30 Seahacks 28. i got lucky
last but not least Denver Broncos +12 at Green Bay Packers Kyle Orton is one of the most unreliable QBs in this league. But During his days as a Chicago Bear, Matt Forte campaigned strong for rookie of the year consideration, tight end Greg Olson caught 8 tds. As a Bronco QB Brandon Marshall caught double digit TDS and had over 1000 YDS receiving. Even Brandon Lloyd metamorphasized from broke dick to big cock under Orton as a signal caller. New England D gives up the most points and the Green Bay comes second. Green Bay is gonna win this game for sure but not by 12. I dont know errr 4 nuts. like totally fadable
final score Broncos 23 FudgePackers 49. fade.
billy rubin:
my strongest leans right now are minnesota, lions, saints and skins. also kinda feeling niners, titans, texas, raiders and ravens, but to a much lesser extent than those first four.
and here are my picks:
MIN -3 @ KC (4 nuts): that's what i get for posting after known associate. i'm not worried about the extra point though, i think minny should win by at least a TD for the simple fact that vikings running game > chiefs running game.
-KC 22 MIN 17. i don't think betting on games involving AFC west teams is all that smart. -4 nuts.
NOS -7 @ JAC (4 nuts): i guess these two games must be locks if known associate and i agree, huh? brees vs. gabbert, you make the call.
-NOS 23 JAC 10. lower scoring and a little closer than i thought, but good enough for me. +4 nuts.
DET +2.5 @ DAL (2 nuts): i've got detroit winning this game straight up and tony romo possibly being murdered by suh. seriously though, detroit shouldn't have a problem passing on dallas and the lions' defense should be enough to keep the battered cowboys in check. for what it's worth, i still feel pretty strongly about washington -3 at st. louis.
-DET 34 DAL 30. thank you, tony romo and jason garrett. +2 nuts.
billy rubin week 4: 2-1, +2 nuts
Not Your Type
NYG -1 @ ARI (2 nuts): Eli Manning will look constipated while defeating the Cardinals. What? He always looks like that?
NYJ @ BAL -4 (5 nuts): Run.
BUF @ CIN over 43.5 (3 nuts) Throw.
records through week 3:
Billy Rubin: 5-3-1. +6 nuts.
known associate: 4-5. -2 nuts
Blue Whale: 4-4-1. -3 nuts
Not Your Type: 3-6. -7 nuts
Saturday, September 24, 2011
NFL 2011 Week 3
Billy Rubin:
CLE -2 vs MIA - 3 Nuts: Miami's probably not that bad a team, but this is their first road game. I know they've been a better road team under Sparano, but I still think playing at home should play to Cleveland's advantage in this game. Miami's D has been far from stout so far this year, although they've played two of the better offensive teams the first two weeks. Cleveland's offense hasn't exactly lit up the scoreboard either, but I think this might be just the right circumstances for the Browns to cover.
DET -3 @ MIN - 2 Nuts: Hopefully this isn't just me trying to make up for not going big enough on Detroit last week. Division game on the road, I know, but I think the Lions should be able to pass all over Minny. I really hope this isn't the week Stafford's shoulder breaks this year.
CIN - 2.5 vs. SF - 2 Nuts: I wasn't sure if I should go with this game, against my hometown Niners, or Baltimore over St. Louis, but the line for Baltimore keeps moving in the wrong direction for my liking, so I'm taking the Bengals. Niners first road game and it's an early game. Those factors and the fact that the Niners haven't be very good at all in any facet of the offensive game should be enough for Cincy to win by a field goal and let Cris Collinsworth finger his asshole in peace. There are a lot of moving pieces in this game though, so I wouldn't be totally surprised if the Niners shock it/Bengals implode.
0-2-1 (-5 nuts)
Blue Whale:
HOU at NOR -4 2 Nuts: Saints will not go down at their houseKAN 14 at SDG 2 Nuts: I'm not trying to start any mess. Kansas City can't be that bad. In a divisional matchup it's hard to take the favorite in a double digit spread. Kansas City has weapons and I think with McCluster getting touches out of the backfield, he adds a nice dimension to the offense. Haley is in the hot seat and this is a must win situation for him and the Chiefs. Plus the reason why I'm taking the Chiefs is because they are a two TD dog in this matchup and the book is offering a moneyline wager for this game still. Public is heavy on both the Chargers spread and ML by 79% each. Nothing is easy in Vegas.
JAC 2.5 at CAR 2 Nuts: Again I am going against the concensus here as the public has jumped on the Cam Newton Bandwagon with 79% on the Panthers ML. Newton is electrifying but this is the NFL where teams will eventually figure you out. Newton is 0-2 for a reason, he has 4 picks to his 3 tds. Granted it is still early in the season but teams will exploit that weakness. Blaine Gabbert will prove to be an exceptional upgrade from Luke McCown and hopefully spread the defense just a little to create space for MJD to run amuck.
2-1 (2 nuts)
known associate:
sf at CIN -1. 3 nuts
- niners 13 bengals 8. a win is a win is a win (unless you bet cincy). go niners.
ne at buf OVER 54.5. 2 nuts
- pats 31 bills 34. ea$y.
WAS +3.5 at dal. 2 nuts
- skins 16 tony romo 18. uhh, i still don't know what to make of this game.. but i'll take it.
you blow, she go. you pop, she stop. (one nut.)
Not Your Typo:
NYJ -2.5 @ OAK: 2 nuts
ATL +1 @ TB: 2 nuts
ARI -3 @ SEA: 3 nuts
0-3 (-7 nuts)
records through week 2:
Billy Rubin: 5-1. +11 nuts.
Not Your Type: 3-3. 0 nuts
known associate: 2-4. -3 nuts
Blue Whale: 2-3-1. -5 nuts.
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