College Football Picks

i'll start this off like a square and play what will be the most watched game of the weekend...

9/13...
ALABAMA -8 at texas a&m (3 nuts)
johnny football and his boys walked out of tuscaloosa with an upset victory last season. they should at least be able to keep it within a TD at home, right? i don't think so. 'bama was in a tough spot, coming off an emotional last second defeat of rival LSU. after spotting the aggies a 20-0 lead, the crimson tide got their shit together to make a game out of it, eventually losing by 5, 29-24. this year, there will be no let down as the crimson tide are coming off their bye week with revenge on their minds and a whole offseason for saban to devise ways to stop manzeill. not that they already hadn't after making in-game adjustments the first time around. also, a&m's defense has regressed. i say 'bama by 2 TDs.
- Crimson Tide 49, Aggies 42 (-3 nuts)
started off looking like a bad bet, then an easy cover, only to get backdoored at the very end.

other ncaa thoughts:
i like watching teddy bridgewater throw but it would be nice if his recievers weren't always open by 5 yards. Blue Whale says FSU's jameis winston is the new quarterblack to watch. i will.
speaking of FSU, and watching...



adding:
wisconsin at ARIZONA ST -5.5 (2 nuts)
- badgers 30, sun devils 32 (-2 nuts)

10/10...
rutgers at louisville OVER 56 (2 nuts)
semi degenerate, semi value play.

2013 NCAA record through 10/9: 0-2 (-5 nuts)

College Bowl Picks Part Two

known associate:
1.1.13
hny bitch.
NORTHWESTERN -1 vs miss st at jac, fl (3 nuts)
the 9-3 wildcats could've been in a better bowl, blowing 4h quarter leads in all 3 losses. they'll be amply motivated for their first bowl win since 1948.
more in the morn if my ass wakes up.
lean wolverines, under and under in capital one bowl (aka citrus bowl) for the other morn games.
nwu vs msu UNDER 55 (1 nut)
- wildcats 34 bulldogs 20. +4 nuts.
tease PURDUE +24.5/OVER 62 vs oklahoma st at cotton bowl (1 nut)
- boilermakers 14 cowboys 58. -1 nut. not close.
nebraska vs georgia UNDER 31 first half at citrus bowl (1 nut)
- cornhuskers 24 bulldogs 23. -1 nut.
nebraska vs georgia UNDER 33.5 second half (1 nut)
- cornhuskers 7 bulldogs 22 (31-45 final). +1 nut.
MICHIGAN +4.5 vs south carolina at tampa, fl (1 nut)
mich vs sc UNDER 24 second half (1 nut)
- wolverines 15 cocks 12 (28-33 final). -2 nuts. 
lost both bets on that td in the final seconds. fuckin cocks coulda just kicked a fg. great game though.
jadeveon clowney, überbeast, right after bullcaca officials "misread" a measurement, giving michigan the ball on downs:

tease WISCONSIN +11/UNDER 54.5 vs stanford at rose bowl (1 nut)
wisc vs stan UNDER 23.5 first half (2 nuts)
- badgers 14 cardinal 17 (14-20 final). -1 nut. 
tease hit. shouldn't have pussed out of the 2h under chase.
niu vs fsu UNDER 28.5 first half at orange bowl (1 nut)
- huskies 3 seminoles 14 (10-31 final). +1 nut.
5-5, +1 nut to start off the year.
1.2
LOUISVILLE +14.5 vs florida at superdome (1 nut)
gators have superior players but the cardinals have the best individual talent in teddy bridgewater. sprinkled a tiny bit on first half +7.5 over parlay.
lou vs fla UNDER 24.5 second half (1 nut)
- cardinals 33 gators 23 (9-13 second half).  +2 nuts.
teddy bridgewater is my latest quarterblack mancrush.
1.3
ksu vs ou UNDER 38 first half at glendale, az (2 nuts)
and Blue Whale won't like this but...
KANSAS STATE +9 vs oregon (1 nut)
- wildcats 17 ducks 35 (10-22 first half). +1 nut.
cats fucked it up with poor clock management at the end of the 1st half. actually, they probably fucked up from the get by kicking it to de'anthony thomas to start the game. smh.
1.4
texas a&m vs OKLAHOMA +3.5 at cowboys stadium (1 nut)
tease OU +10.5/over 66 (1 nut)
- aggies 41 sooners 13. -2 nuts.
johnny football is the white rg3 (and bridgewater is the black andrew luck). 
1.5
pittsburgh vs mississippi UNDER 27 second half at birmingham, al (1 nut)
- panthers 7 rebels 14 (17-38 final). +1 nut.
i'll be playing this bowl under system next season.
1.6
arkansas st vs KENT ST +3 a mobile, al (1 nut)
- red wolves 17 golden flashes 13. - 1 nut.
1.7
ALABAMA -9.5 vs notre dame at miami, fl (3 nuts)
tease ALABAMA -2.5/OVER 33.5 (1 nut)
tide pull away in the second half (at the latest).
- crimson tide 42 fighting irish 14. +4 nuts.
sabanism defeats catholicism.
young yeldon's been an impact player from game one but fellow frosh amari cooper was even more impressive in this game. let's hope next year's "title" game brings the tide a more formidable opponent. it should be the ducks but don't count out the aggies, buckeyes or even the cardinals (plural) and my nig teddy bridgewater.

2012 NCAA final bowl record:
known associate: 18-15. +6 nuts.

2012 NCAA final regular season record:
known associate: 19-17-1. -6 nuts
Blue Whale: 1-5. -12 nuts.

College Bowl Picks Part One

known associate:
starting this off with a degenerate special play for the div III championship!
12.14
st. thomas vs MOUNT UNION -18.5 at salem, va (1 nut)
- tommies 10 purple raiders 28. -1 nut.
degenerate special indeed. and why the fuck was the new mexico bowl at 10am, on a saturday, with only one other bowl game scheduled?
back later this week with more plays...
12.21
ball state vs central florida OVER 59.5 (1 nut)
tease BALL ST +14.5/OVER 52.5 (1 nut)
0-2, -2 nuts.
12.26
CENTRAL MICHIGAN +7 vs western kentucky at detroit (1 nut)
chippewas finished the season stronger and are playing in their home state.
- chippewas 24 hilltoppers 21. +1 nut.
also gonna play this under system in spots. long layoffs lead to rusty offenses while the second half chase provides decent insurance. just small for today's matchup though.
- 2nd half under hit.
12.27
lean under for noon. will take 2h if it's a play.
cincinnati vs DUKE +10 at charlotte (3 nuts)
the pass-happy blue devils are playing their first bowl game in 17 years, led by a 5th year head coach and redshirt senior QB. the bearcats are playing their 4th bowl game in 5 years; without their head coach. they've also surrendered 502 yards per game to the only 2 decent passing teams they've faced this season (syracuse and lousville). cincy is more talented but all other signs point to a motivated duke team pulling off an upset in their home state. these ladies ain't helping though:

lean over for the evening but damn that total is awfully high.
- bearcats 48 blue devils 34. -3 nuts.
this really was the worst beat ever. devils were at the cats 5 with 1:30 to go in a tie game yet somehow lose... by 14! shit like this can't be rigged.
12.28
ohio vs LA MONROE -7 at shreveport, la (1 nut)
the bobcats don't match up well with the warhawks on either side of the ball; lacking both the vertical threat to expose ULM's shaky secondary and the requisite speed in their own defensive backfield to slow down kolton browning and his deep receiving corps. warhawks are also playing in their first bowl game, ever, and in their home state. weather is a concern but i'm posting this now in case i sleep through kickoff. might add a nut in the morn if i don't.
- bobcats 45 warhawks 14. -1 nut.
my match up analysis was on point... except for the opposite teams. no idea how the warhawks beat arkansas and hung with auburn and baylor.
lean tech, two times.
rutgers vs VIRGINIA TECH PK at orlando, fl (1 nut)
taking beamer and his bowl experienced boys over a rutgers team that just choked away it's chance at school history (and a bcs bowl).
- scarlet knights 10 hokies 13. +1 nut.
i thought this bet was dead after rutgers' fluke (and only) td started the scoring. logan thomas isn't an nfl qb.
minnesota vs TEXAS TECH -13 at houston, tx (1 nut)
fade it.
- golden gophers 31 red raiders 34. -1 nut.
told you.
12.29
west virginia vs SYRACUSE +4 at yankee stadium (2 nuts)
- mountaineers 14 orange 38. +2 nuts.
wvu vs syr UNDER 35 first half (1 nut)
doubt geno smith and his boys want to play in the snow (or wintry mix).
- mountaineers 7 orange 12. +1 nut.
tease ARIZONA STATE -6.5/OVER 47.5 vs navy at at&t park (1 nut)
navy is outmanned and under-motivated (after their big win vs army).
lean beavers and spartans.
- midshipmen 28 sun devils 62. +1 nut
12.31
georgia tech vs usc UNDER 31.5 first half at windy el paso, tx (1 nut)
- yellowjackets 7 trojans 7 (7-21 final). +1 nut
CLEMSON +6 vs lsu at georgia dome (1 nut)
- tigers 25 tigers 24. +1 nut

2012 NCAA bowl record (through 12.31):
known associate: 7-6. no nuts

2012 NCAA regular season record:
known associate: 19-17-1. -6 nuts
Blue Whale: 1-5. -12 nuts

College Football Week 13 Picks

unrelated, fade these...
STANFORD -2.5 at ucla (2 nuts)
the ducks are pounding the beavers so this is a must win for the trees while the bruins are in a letdown spot after toppling the trojans. stanford d-line should dominate.
- cardinal 35 bruins 17. +2 nuts.
TEASE texas a&m -16.5/usc +11.5 (1 nut)
word is billy walters is on the aggies.
- tigers 29 aggies 59/irish 22 trojans 13. +1 nut.
louisiana tech at san jose state OVER 76 (1 nut)
- bulldogs 43 spartans 52. +1 nut.
week 13: 3-0. +4 nuts.

2012 NCAA Record through week 12:
known associate: 16-17-1. -10 nuts (week 11: 0-1, -2 nuts)
Blue Whale: 1-5. -12 nuts

College Football Week 12 Picks

congrats buster.
known associate:
tennessee at vanderbilt OVER 60 (2 nuts)
will probably be on the trees too.
- vols 18 commodores 41. -2 nuts.
bleh. trees shocked it though.

2012 NCAA Record through week 11:
known associate: 16-16-1. -8 nuts (week 10: 1-2, -2 nuts)
Blue Whale: 1-5. -12 nuts

College Football Week 10 Picks

skipped week 9 due to baseball.
known associate:
washington at CALIFORNIA -4 (1 nut)
sorry, couldn't resist.
- huskies 21 golden bears 13. -1 nut.
should've resisted.
was at CAL -2.5 2H (1 nut)
- huskies 14 golden bears 6. -1 nut.
not really sure how cal didn't cover either of these plays. oh wait, that's right.. zack maynard.
saturday..
ALABAMA -7 at lsu (2 nuts)
- tide 21 tigers 17. -2 nuts.
oregon at usc OVER 71 (2 nuts)
- ducks 62 trojans 51. +2 nuts.
week 10 results: 1-3. -2 nuts.

2012 NCAA Record through week 8:
known associate: 15-14-1. -6 nuts (week 8: 2-2, +1 nut)
Blue Whale: 1-5. -12 nuts

College Football Week 7 & 8 Picks

known associate:
week 7 (10/13)...
morning...
TEXAS +3.5 vs oklahoma @dallas (1 nut)
- longhorns 21 sooners 63. -1 nut. dumb bet.
iowa st +12.5/under 54.5 TEASER (1 nut)
- wildcats 27 cyclones 21. +1 nut.
noon...
stanford at NOTRE DAME -7 (2 nuts)
- cardinal 13 fighting irish 20 (overtime). lucky push.
night...
ohio state at INDIANA +18.5 (2 nuts)
- buckeyes 52 hoosiers 49. +2 nuts. ea$y.
south carolina at LSU -3 (1 nut)
- cocks 21 tigers 23. -1 nut.
south carolina at LSU -1.5 FIRST HALF (1 nut)
- cocks 7 tigers 3. -1 nut.
week 7 results: 2-3-1. no nuts.

week 8...
posting here since i'm only playing a few and don't have time for writeups.
SOUTH CAROLINA +3.5 at florida (1 nut)
- cocks 11 gators 44. -1 nut. dumb bet.
NEW MEXICO STATE +31 at utah state (2 nuts)
- aggies 7 aggies 41. -2 nuts.
good thing i forgot to place this bet.
cincinnati at TOLEDO +6 (2 nuts)
- bearcats 23 rockets 29. +2 nuts.
good thing i also took em moneyline.
and cal might be the big game play but i have promises to keep re: tedford and maynard.
good thing i kept my promise.
added by text to Blue Whale...
ucf at MEMPHIS +24 (2 nuts)
- knights 35 tigers 17. +2 nuts.
good thing i added.
week 8 results: 2-2, +1 nut.

2012 NCAA Record through week 6:
known associate: 11-9. -7 nuts (last week: 3-2, +2 nuts)
Blue Whale: 1-5. -12 nuts

College Football Week 6 Picks

known associate:
usc at UTAH +14 (1 nut)
back on the primetime homedog. also, utes coach kyle whittingham is 12-2 after an open date and 19-6 after a loss. trojans should win but i'm thinking they won't cover the spread.
- trojans 38 utes 28. +1 nut.
utes stormed out to a 14 point lead but still needed to sneak in through the backdoor after a late trojan pick 6 put the cover on life support. usc might have a better receiving corps (WRs and TEs) than a handful of NFL teams. decent bet.

pittsburg at SYRACUSE -2 (1 nut)
these teams seem evenly matched and both are coming off a bye. but the orange are coming off a loss (in which they committed 4 turnovers and 10 penalties) and playing at home in a must-win game. i'll take a shot.
- panthers 13 orange 14. -1 nut.
probably should've mentioned that i always take moneylines up to -130 for non blog pick purposes. 

lsu at florida UNDER 41.5 (1 nut)
laying off a side because i see a typical SEC slugfest that could be decided by a big defensive play. hopefully those defensive plays don't lead to too many TDs.
- tigers 6 gators 14. +1 nuts. ea$y.

georgia at SOUTH CAROLINA -1 (2 nuts)
what i said earlier about moneylines.
- bulldogs 7 gamecocks 35. +2 nuts. ea$y.

texas -0.5 and south caroina +6 TEASER (1 nut)
not feelin the LVH texas line (-7.5) for blog purposes but i do like the longhorns.
- cocks covered easily but... mountaineers 48 longhorns 45. -1 nut.

known associate week 6 results: 3-2. +2 nuts.

2012 NCAA Record through week 5:
known associate: 8-7. -9 nuts
Blue Whale: 1-5. -12 nuts

College Football Week 5 Picks

known associate:
STANFORD -6.5 at washington (1 nut)
the trees' disciplined physicality will prevail over a banged up huskies squad. just a nut though... cuz primetime homedogs ain't nuttin to fuck wit. most times, at least.
- cardinal 13 huskies 17. -1 nut.
the trees held a (late) 10 point lead before the huskies ran off 14 unanswered. shoulda layed off a side. the under was the play.

saturday games to follow...
arizona state at CALIFORNIA +1.5 (4 nuts)
critical game for the bears and coach tedford. sun devils are overvalued having faced only backup QBs thus far.
- sun devils 27 golden bears 17. -4 nuts.
last time i pick zaff tednard, promise.

also...
OREGON STATE +3 at arizona (1 nut)
- beavers 38 wildcats 35. +1 nut.
my one nut ncaa plays are now 7-2.

known associate week 5 results:  1-2. -4 nuts.

Blue Whale texted in:
baylor at west virginia OVER 85 (3 nuts)
Bears 63 Mountaineers 70  Two high powered offenses and two bust ass defenses.  Geno Smith has definitely established himself as one of the top Qb prospects in the college nation and upped his votes in the Heisman Candidacy despite playing inferior competition.  Hopefully he can overcome the Pat White stigma in the NFL.  On a side note WVU has not covered the spread in the past weeks.  Their offenses will keep them ahead but their defenses allow the back door. (3 nuts)

tennessee at GEORGIA -14 (3 nuts)
Vols 44 Bulldogs 51 To me Georgia St. is an underrated college football team they dont get the national attention of Bama LSU and newly third ranked Florida St. Seminoles.  they can hang with the best of them. On a wagering standpoint, maybe 50/50 when it comes against the spread.  They are my pick to head to the bowl. Them and USC. (-3 nuts)

mississippi at ALABAMA -30.5 (3 nuts)
Rebels 14 Tide 33 31 points is too much of a large spread.  I did not do any research in this game.  I just gambled on the superioirty of Roll Tide and homefield advantage.  I did not take into account that it is a divisional game and bama has convered the past four weeks. (-3 nuts)

2012 NCAA Record through week 4:
known associate: 7-5. -5 nuts
Blue Whale: 0-3. -9 nuts

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College Football Week 4 Picks

known associate:
(texted the first two to Blue Whale earlier)
louisiana tech at ILLINOIS -3 (2 nuts)
- bulldogs 52 fighting illini 24. -2 nuts. dumb bet.

CLEMSON +14.5 at florida state (1 nut)
- tigers 37 seminoles 49. +1 nut. 
tigers lost a 14 point lead then snuck in through the backdoor. the over was the play. plenty speed and skill on offense: watkins, hopkins, thompson, wilder, ellington, manuel, boyd...

utah at arizona state UNDER 50 (1 nut)
- utes 7 sun devils 37. +1 nut.

week 4 results: 2-1. 0 nuts.

2012 NCAA Record through week 3:
known associate: 5-4. -5 nuts
Blue Whale: 0-3. -9 nuts

College Football Week 3 Picks: Lindsay Myhre Edition

his chin looks like coed puss.

known associate:
Washington State at UNLV +8.5 (1 nut)
cougars aren't good enough to be laying more than a TD on the road. plus it's on espn and home dogs usually fare well under the bright lights.
- cougars 35 rebels 27. +1 nut. 
it took a few tries but the rebels finally slithered through the backdoor late. then mike leach's horrid clock management afforded them a try for a miracle tie at the very end. a degenerate play but a decent bet nonetheless.

florida at TENNESSEE -2.5 (4 nuts)
gators are too banged up to win a second straight game in a hostile environment. tyler bray and his playmaking wr duo headline a clearly superior vols offense while 6'6", 380lb (!) nose tackle daniel mccullers anchors an improving defense under first year dc (and saban disciple) sal sunseri.
- gators 37 volunteers 20. -4 nuts.
the vols were in control until the floodgates opened late in the 3rd quarter. cordarrelle patterson is a poor man's julio jones. justin hunter is a poor man's aj green. and the vols, as a whole, are a poor man's SEC powerhouse.

alabama at arkansas UNDER 53 (1 nut)
expecting ball control offense on both sides.
- crimson tide 52 razorbacks 0. +1 nut.
arkansas was considered a national title contender 3 weeks ago but has since been exposed, not only as a team but, as a program. that cheating bastard petrino done fucked 'em up.

cal at ohio state OVER 55 (1 nut)
this buckeye offense looks much improved under urban meyer, and they're only gettin better from here on out. the golden bears lost plenty on D but still have young beast keenan allen on O.
- golden bears 28 buckeyes 35. +1 nut.
ea$y, even with points left on the field. (cal's 3 missed FGs and 1 long TD called back due to an unnecessary illegal block.) maynard's crap is tolerable because without him there would be no keenan but i'm starting to think tedford needs to go. new blood for the new facilities. brendan bigelow impressed.

houston at ucla OVER 76 (2 nuts)
blue whale already sayin.
- cougars 6 bruins 37. -2 nuts. bad bet.

lean trees power over trojans finesse. dunno if i'll nut up though.
btw, we'll be using Las Vegas Hilton lines from here on.

notre dame at MICHIGAN ST -5.5 (1 nut)
spartans veteran D over a young qb making his first start on the road. le'veon got some twinkle toes for a big back.
- irish 20 spartans 3. -1 nut. bad bet.

known associate week 3 results: 3-3. -4 nuts.
i need to manage my nuts more wisely. and i shoulda played the trees. trojans couldn't even wait until the mnc game to get outmuscled. no team looks unstoppable at this point. not even the tide.

blue whale:
let us keep it PAC 12

USC Trojans -9 at Palo Alto Cardinals (3 nuts)
Three seasons in a row, Luck had his way with the Trojans.  Finally he is gone and the Trojans have a shot of beating the Cardinals and well.  Never mind the fact that they have to travel cross country to Palo Alto, fatigue is not an option for three things are on Coach Kiffin's mind: revenge, BCS and running up the score to stay up in the rankings.  That Trojan defense is young and suspect, but i think the USC offense is good, er great, enough to blow this game wide open.  I might make a small play on the over but no nuts on it.
- Trojans 14 Cardinals 21. wow the Trojan's BCS bowl hopes have been crushed by Stepfan Taylor who to me is as vanilla as a colored college running back can get. 

The Holy War BYU Cougars -3.5 at Utah Utes (3 nuts)
Utes quarterback Jordan Wynn was being thought as a contender just like other Pac 12 qbs Barkley and Price.  Now that he is gone for the season and he was an important part of the offense.  Usually these match ups are low scoring and play close to the vest.  Both defenses are stout, but without Wynn, The Utes lost to a lowly Utah St last week in overtime.
- Cougars 21 Utes 24. cougars missed 2 ...2! field goals that might have helped me out here... but oh know I forgot about the hook. 

Houston University Cougars at UCLA Bruins over 76 (3 nuts)
whoa that LA Tech pick was the steal, it's true that the Cougars are going through a transition right now in offensive coordinator.  My bet is going towards that they get it going after the second week. Especially against a surging UCLA team that is on fire right now and can be scored on. I do expect a high scoring affair with point contributions coming from both sides.
- Cougars 6 Bruins 37 I was right about the bruins.  I did not take into account that Houston would sit down this game.  I am 0 and 3...I need to go back to school.


2012 College Record through week 2:
known associate: 2-1. -1 nut

image via SI.com

NCAA Football Week 2 Picks

known associate:
i made a few plays last week, splitting my 2 big wagers (alabama and cal) and profiting a tiny bit overall. gonna start documenting for week 2...
(using beteagle lines at time of posting)

USC -14.5 1st half at syracuse, played at metlife stadium (4 nuts)
i'm thinking the trojans make it through their schedule unscathed then lose to 'bama in the mythical national title game. lane kiffin and matt barkley should be in full swagger mode playing in front of them east coast writers, on a semi-big stage.
- trojans 14 orange 3 (final score 42-29). -4 nuts.
not enough swag. also, give me marqise lee over robert woods... but it's close.

auburn at MISSISSIPPI STATE -3 (2 nuts)
year 2 A.C. (after cam) brings coach chizik a tiger team heavy on youth but light on talent. i played safe (or dumb) and bought the hook for my real life wager since this should be a lower scoring SEC slugfest.
- tigers 10 bulldogs 28. +2 nuts. ea$y.

LOUISIANA TECH -3 at houston (1 nut)
the cougars are looking like a train wreck post case keenum era. (OC mike nesbitt was released after refusing to put the ball in star RB charles sims hands in a 17pt loss to texas state as 36 point faves.) methinks a veteran offense will lead the tech bulldogs to an easy cover.
- bulldogs 56 cougars 49. +1 nut. 
charles sims had a total of 32 touches as the cougars put up more of a fight than i expected

lean gators.
should've played it. but was too busy with this beast...

2012 collits record:
known associate. 2-1. -1 nut

final 2011 collits records:
known associate. 29-24. +8 nuts
Not Your Type. 0-1. -2 nuts
Blue Whale. 10-15. -17 nuts

Collits Football 2011 Championship Week

known associate:
friday...
ucla at OREGON -17.5 1st half (2 nuts)
the bruins are on the verge of a historical season. recently ruled bowl eligible regardless of tonight's inaugural pac-12 championship game result, they stand a good chance of becoming the first ever team to finish with a 6-8 record. historical, i tell ya. ducks roll to the rose bowl.
- bruins 17 ducks 35 (final score 31-49). a pick-6 and last second FG for the other side wasn't enough to ruin the cover. wish i would've remembered to take the ducks team total. +2 nuts.



saturday...
oklahoma at OKLAHOMA ST -3 (2 nuts)
the pokes would be heading to the mnc game if not for an off-week upset loss to iowa state while the sooners have lost too much to injury. the weather is a slight concern.
- sooners 10 cowboys 44. +2 nuts.

TEXAS +3 at baylor (1 nut)
the longhorns are by far the best defense rg3 has faced. plus, betting underdogs with the better running game has been profitable and the bears' run d is dookie sauce.
- longhorns 24 bears 48. -1 nut.

considering wisky and lsu. already took both in a 7pt tease.
va tech vs CLEMSON +7 (1 nut)
- hokies 10 tigers 38. +1 nut.

championship week result: 3-1, +4 nuts.
also, tyrann mathieu, playmaker.


collits records through 12/3:
known associate. 29-24. +8 nuts
Not Your Type. 0-1. -2 nuts
Blue Whale. 10-15-1. -17 nuts

Collits Football 2011 Week 13

known associate:
black friday...
arkansas at LSU -12 (1 nut)
- razorbacks 17 tigers 41. +1
boston college at MIAMI -13 (2 nuts)
also took both in a 2 team teaser.
- eagles 24 hurricanes 17. -2
week 13 result: 1-1, -1 nut.
was too hungover to post on saturday but i did manage to win some on 'bama straight and a usc/stanford tease (which didn't need to be teased on either end).

collits records through week 13:
known associate. 26-23. +4 nuts
Not Your Type. 0-1. -2 nuts
Blue Whale. 10-15-1. -17 nuts

Collits Football 2011 Week 12

known associate:
morning...
louisville at UCONN -1 (1 nut)
- cardinals 34 huskies 20. -1
kansas at TEXAS A&M -31 (1 nut)
- jayhawks 7 aggies 61. +1
noonish...
penn st at OHIO ST -6.5 (1 nut)
- nittany lions 20 buckeyes 14. -1
navy at SAN JOSE ST +6.5 (1 nut)
- midshipmen 24 spartans 27. +1
also minimum play on the osu beavers at home.
primetime...
virginia at FLORIDA ST -17 (1 nut)
- cavaliers 14 seminoles 13. -1
usc at oregon OVER 69.5 (1 nut)
- trojans 38 ducks 35. +1
known associate week 12 result: 3-3, 0 nuts.


collits records through week 12:
known associate. 25-22. +5 nuts
Not Your Type. 0-1. -2 nuts
Blue Whale. 10-15-1. -17 nuts

Collits Football 2011 Week 11

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known associate:
morning...
nebraska at PENN STATE +3.5 (1 nut)
for the children.
- huskers 17 pedophile state nittany lions 14 (+1 nut)
irreverent image notwithstanding, this penn state situation is some fucked up shit. here's a good read on it. it's even gooder when you consider it was written 7 months ago. why did it take this long for the authorities to press charges and the story to break nationally? yea, i'm sure the timing of joepa's 409th win (two weeks ago) to break eddie robinson's record for career wins had nothing to do with it. these fucks chose penn state football over the victims for as long as they damn could; leaving a monster free and able to roam, rape and pillage more boy's buttholes. a damn shame.

this game ended in the best possible result as far as i'm concerned. my bet covered while the nittany lions lost. let's hope the curse of the boy rapes lives on.

MICHIGAN STATE -2.5 at iowa (1 nut)
for sparta.
- spartans 37 hawkeyes 21 (+1 nut)

noonish...
looking at illini, noles, smurf turfs. and waiting on zona team total.
michigan at ILLINOIS PK (1 nut)
passed on fsu, zona team total wasnt offered. minimum wager on boise.
- wolverines 31 fighting illini 14 (-1 nut)

afternoon and primetime...
tennessee at ARKANSAS -16.5 (1 nut)
- volunteers 7 razorbacks 49 (+1 nut)
oregon team total OVER 35 (1 nut)
as blue whale listed below, the ducks have some fresh names on offense. stanford, meanwhile, has a stepfan. i also like the ducks for the game but i'll just roll with a 7 pt teaser (with ark) in addition to the team total because this really just might be the cardinal's year.
- ducks 53 trees 30 (+1 nut)
known associate week 11 result: 4-1. +3 nuts

'pokes for the mnc...


blue whale:
Wakeforest Demon Deacons at Clemson -16.5 2 nuts
Two weeks to prepare, Tahj and company should come out hard.
Texas Long Horns at Mizzou +1 2 nuts
Kentucky at Vanderbilt -13.5 2 nuts
commodores have 6th rank defense, they have been impressive the past two weeks.
Auburn at Georgia -12 2 nuts
return from decline. Bulldogs get their running back back.
are you gonna pick luck and an injured offense over flash and flare? I mean LeMichael , d'anthony , Kenjon, Lavasier, etc., etc...Im also feeling the fightin Illi over Michigan. two players on my radar for this week is Georgia St. running back Isaiah Crowell and Oregon St. wideout James Rodgers.

blue whale week 11 result: 3-1. +4 nuts

collits records through week 11:
known associate. 22-19. +5 nuts
Not Your Type. 0-1. -2 nuts
Blue Whale. 10-15-1. -17 nuts

Collits Football 2011 Week 10

known associate:
kansas st at OKLAHOMA ST -21 (2 nuts)
this cowboys offense is too fresh right now and the wildcats should be a bit deflated coming off their first loss.
- wildcats 45 cowboys 52 (-2 nuts)

WASHINGTON ST +5.5 1st half at california (1 nut)
not much of a homefield advantage at the ballpark for the bears. i'm taking the first half in case tedford finally pulls maynard and bridgford provides some kinda spark. moneyline is tempting too.
- cougars 0 golden bears 23 (-1 nut) final score: 30-7.

south carolina at ARKANSAS -5.5 (2 nuts)
cocks defense gettin much love despite not having played a top 50 offense.
- gamecocks 28 razorbacks 44 (+2 nuts)

lsu at alabama OVER 41.5 (1 nut)
locking this in now as i think it's gonna rise. still eyeing bama for the side bet. it may or may not be a blog pick depending on the line movement.
and BAMA -5 (1 nut)
roll tide.
- tigers 9 crimson tide 6 (-2 nuts)

known associate week 10 result: 1-4. -3 nuts

collits records through week 10:
known associate. 18-18. +2 nuts
Not Your Type. 0-1. -2 nuts
Blue Whale. 7-14-1. -21 nuts

Collits Football 2011 Week 9

Yesterday I went with Rice -28. My reasoning was Rice hasn't been beat by 26 points at home or on the road. Houston on the otherhand I thought was gonna score 49 points and let off the gas pedal in the later quarters allowing the backdoor cover. Low and behold Keenum threw for 9 tds and the Cougars covered the spread and the total by themselves. Personally I think this was a gimme in all facets of public perception. A small sense of enticing hope and remedy after the barrage of upsets in the Week 8 of Collits football. I am on a 11 game loosing streak, 3 feet low and falling...onto the next....

....................................................... 10.28.11 .......................................................

blue whale:
BRIGHAM YOUNG COUGARS AT TEXAS CHRISTIAN UNIVERSITY HORNED FROGS
total 57 under 3 nuts
I dont have a feel for a side in this matchup for both teams have sound defense and mediocre offense. Although the Horned Frogs rank 8th in the nation under the scoring category, TCU offense is not as potent as it was when Andy Dalton was under center. And thats all a brother knows...
BYU 28 TCU 38 combined 66..... believe it or not when I was typing my pick I typed "over" not "under". and then now i am three nuts less.
weekend love leaning towards thee ohio state, clemson over, USC, arkansas over and syracuse.

....................................................... 10.29.11 .......................................................

known associate:
baylor at oklahoma st UNDER 41 1st half (1 nut)
cowboys defense is underrated and #2 wr hubert anyiam is lost for the season... but really this is just an action bet since i'll be watching rg3 and (the banged up) justin blackmon anyway.
- bears 0 cowboys 35. +1 nut. final score: 24-59. rg3 didn't play his best game, #81 was beastin as usual.

WISCONSIN -7.5 at ohio st (1 nut)
i don't buy into the thinking that the badgers will be flat coming off their stunning, last second defeat at east lansing. they should've won that game and the buckeyes are facing an angry team at the wrong time.
- badgers 29 buckeyes 33. -1 nut. i need to stop betting against these buckeyes.

STANFORD -7.5 at usc (3 nuts)
andrew luck and the cardinal are on a mission to claim the mnc. the trojans could hang close for a half but will eventually be outsmarted and overpowered by a stanford team that never takes their foot off the pedal (scoring a td in all but 2 quarters of play this season). thank the trojans and their double digit win at notre dame last week for presenting good line value here.
also OVER 61 (2 nuts)
- cardinal 56 trojans 48 in overtime. +5 nuts. i probably should've layed off this game as the betting lines were pretty sharp.

considering clemson, washington and cal... but right now, it's party time.

CLEMSON -3.5 at georgia tech (1 nut)
- tigers 17 yellowjackets 31. -1 nut.
SOUTHERN MISS -10 at utep (2 nuts)
- golden eagles 31 miners 13. +2 nuts.

known associate collits week 9 results: 4-2, +6 nuts.


blue whale:
easy like sunday morning picks.....
was a bit preoccupied to post my morning picks but i went with +4 Michigan St., Northwestern -8.5 and the Arkansas Vanderbilt total 54 over.

South Carolina Gamecocks at Tennessee Volunteers +3.5 3 nuts
no lattimore, no qb. Alshon can't do it by himself.

Clemson -3.5 at Georgia Tech YellowJackets 3 nuts
Tahj Boyd and Sammy Watkins over everybody.

Mississippi State Bulldogs -10 at Kentucky Wildcats 3 nuts
I will take my chance with the double digit road favorites because Kentucky is that fadeable

good luck i really like wisconsin (but something about trends saying that Wisconsin doesnt cover here), usc (athletically the have the speed on both sides of the ball, but stanford has the nerdy acumen to cover 100 times in a row) and texas (but -28.5 points is a bit much) as well. Michigan State, I should have known better to just lay off.

Blue Whale collits week 9 results: 1-3, -6 nuts.


collits records through week 9:
known associate. 17-14. +5 nuts
Not Your Type. 0-1. -2 nuts
Blue Whale. 7-14-1. -21 nuts

Collits Football 2011 Week 8

....................................................... 10.20.11 .......................................................

known associate:
ucla at ARIZONA -4.5. 1 nut.
i shoulda took this earlier at -3 but i'll lay a nut on it anyway. mike stoops lost this arizona team. i think the wildcats let loose behind their NFL-caliber qb and get the cover in front of the primetime home crowd.
- bruins 12 wildcats 48. foles and criner did what they do. ka'deem carey continues to impress with limited touches. and slick rick should be out of a job soon. +1 nut.

....................................................... 10.21.11 .......................................................

Blue Whale:
West Virginia University Mountaineers -14 at Syracuse Orangerevenge game for the Mountaineers as Geno Smith will stake an application into the Heissman candidate race. With Smith under center, WVU is ranked 4th in the nation is passing yards and The Cuse is ranked 112th in passing defense. 2 nuts

Rutgers Scarlet Knights +2 at Louisville Cardinals

just because San San Te is the kicker. because I am greedy I like the RUTGERS ML too. 4 nuts

for the weekend Im leaning big chalk and totals oregon ducks, nebraska, iowa ok st/mizzou over, wash/ stanford over, texas a n m, wisky, boise st., houston and bama.

- Blue Whale week 8: 0-1-1. -2 nuts.
....................................................... 10.22.11 .......................................................

known associate:
locked in 2 plays early for saturday...
penn st at NORTHWESTERN +4.5. 2 nuts.
the old man's team is hard on d but soft on o and have yet to be tested on the road. 80% dan persa should suffice.
- nittany lions 34 wildcats 24. -2 nuts.

oregon st at WASHINGTON ST -3. 2 nuts.
this game will be played on a semi-neutral field. the cougars just played a near-elite stanford team tough for a half and have me believing they're on the upswing.
- beavers 44 cougars 21. -2 nuts.

surely more to come. (waiting out the lines for the tigers, badgers, and yellow jackets for starters.)

AUBURN +21 at lsu. 2 nuts.
the top ranked lsu tigers have lucked into facing first time starting qbs (due to injury) each of the past two weeks. they'll be facing a rookie starter once again this week, but under different circumstances, as the (one-time alabama mr. football) clint mosely era begins for the auburn tigers. lsu is hard and they'll do enough to win, but i'm thinking they already have 'bama on their minds. auburn will be up for this game and the cover.
- bad tigers 45 good tigers 10. -2 nuts.

GEORGIA TECH +3 at miami. 1 nut.
due to some fucked up scheduling, the yellowjackets' last 3 opponents each had an extra week of prep time. the hurricanes are a dangerous team, with or without that extra week, but i still think the wrong team is favored here and will gladly take the points. but just 1 nut cuz i still got love for jacory harris, who might be playing the best football of his career.
- yellowjackets 7 hurricanes 24. -1 nut.

more for the afternoon...
utah at CAL -1. 1 nut.
maynard's been unimpressive but his stable of receivers (led by his beastly brother keenan allen) should carry cal. the bears are done with the tough part of their schedule.
- utes 10 bears 34. +1 nut.

WISCONSIN -7.5 at michigan st. 1 nut.
spartans just slayed the wolverines but the badgers are a different animal.
- badgers 31 spartans 37. -1 nut.

washington at stanford OVER 64.5. 1 nut.
the huskies are the most capable and athletic offense the cardinal will have faced thus far.
- huskies 21 cardinal 65. +1 nut.

- known associate week 8 results: 3-5. -5 nuts. time to be more selective.

collits records through week 8:
known associate. 13-12. -1 nut
Not Your Type. 0-1. -2 nuts
Blue Whale. 6-11-1. -15 nuts

Collits Football 2011 Week 7

....................................................... 10.15.11 .......................................................

known associate:
BAYLOR +9 at texas a&m. 2 nuts.
the 76.5 point total suggests this will be a shootout. and i will take rg3 and the points over tannehill any day, in any shootout.
- bears 28 aggies 55. -2 nuts. this game was a bit closer than the final score indicates. rg3 is still super fresh.

OKLAHOMA ST -7 at texas. 2 nuts.
can't keep the blackmon down.
- cowboys 38 longhorns 26. +2 nuts.

ohio st at ILLINOIS -3.5. 1 nut.
i bet against both these teams (and lost) last week. the illini didn't have the letdown game i expected. i'm betting it won't come this week against this crap buckeye team.
- buckeyes 17 illini 7. -1 nut. ok fine.. you win, buckeyes.

beware the crooks...



collits records through week 7:
known associate. 10-7. +3 nuts (week 7: 1-2. -1 nut)
Not Your Type. 0-1. -2 nuts
Blue Whale. 6-10. -13 nuts