NFL Week 12

     Indented Servant
CAR -4.5 @ MIA (4 nuts)
In an all-animal team-name match-up, Panthers beat Dolphins on land.  If the game were played in water, I would make a different pick because Panthers don't belong in water.
SD @ KC -4 (3 nuts)
Possible headlines after KC wins this game: "Chiefs Take Charge(rs)",  "Multiple Dead Phones as Chargers Are Unplugged By Chiefs ", "KC Masterpiece in Saucing of San Diego".
TB @ DET - 8 (3 nuts)
Tampa Bay travels to Detroit to get some dome, but will end up wishing they never came.

billy rubin:
KC -3.5 vs SD (2 nuts): i love me some alex smith. kc's d at home at 10am pacific time should be too much for those beach bums from a whale's vagina.
PIT +2.5 @ CLE (2 nuts): cleveland isn't necessarily a bad team, and games within this division tend to be screwy, but i like the steelers as a road dog to win outright. watch me be all wrong.
CHI +2.5 @ StL (3 nuts): i guess i'm busting most of my nuts on this game by default. the rams can't really score, outside of that one crazy game against the colts, and the bears have a lot of weapons for mccown. there must be something going on here that i don't know about, but since ignorance is bliss i'm happy to roll with the bears.

Week 12: 1-2, -3 nuts
Season: 16-20, -2 nuts

partially erased...
known associate:
CHARGERS  +4 at kc (3 nuts)
- chargers 41 chiefs 38, +3 nuts.
ind at CARDINALS -3 (3 nuts)
- colts 11 cardinals 40, +3 nuts.
den at PATRIOTS +2.5 (2 nuts)
- broncos 31 pats 34, +2 nuts.
also playing jets, dolphins, cowboys, browns.
like niners but staying away from the public side on mnf.
lvh supercontest picks: sd +4.5(w), dal +2.5(w), mia +4(p), ne +2.5(w), az -2.5(w).
- lvh: 4-0-1

known associate Week 12: (3-0, +8 nuts)
Season: (22-12-2. 33 nuts)
LVH picks: 26-21-3