NFL Weak 6, as opposed to Bionic 6, Picks

49ers are on bye this week because Roddy White ran circles around them and sent them into the speed-force.

Here are our picks:

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NYT

Panthers -3 @ Bucs
Sex Panthers out-must the naturally BOey Bucs because 60% of the time, it works every time.

Ravens +3 @ Vikings
This is My Edgar Allan Poe pick of the week.

Eagles -14 @ Raiders
Blacked out in the Bay Area because 14 points makes children cry.

Bonus:
Chiefs @ Redskins
Somebody, somewhere, is offended by this game. Not the White Man, though. Beads and blankets for everybody!!!!

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Billy Rubin

Eagles -14 @ Raiders

Randall Cunningham is looking real good these days, and word has it that Marcus Allen won't be available for the Raiders

(Eagles 9, Raiders 13 L)

Texans @ Bengals over 46

There'll be more passing here than when people who smoke drugs pass the drugs to each other after they take a puff of some of the drugs

(Texans 28, Bengals 17 L)

Panthers -3 @ Buccaneers

Kinda bad versus really bad.

(Panthers 28, Buccaneers 21 W)

(Week 1-2, Season 9-9)

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Chiefs +6.5 @ Redskins
(kc 14, was 6 W)
Rams @ Jaguars over 42
(jac 23, stl 20 W, barely)
Eagles -14 @ Raiders
(oak 13, phi 9 L)

(week 2-1, season 12-6)